Humorous Abbreviations for VB

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Humorous Abbreviations for VB

Postby Pale_Ale » Monday May 07, 2007 8:06 pm

Since everyone is constantly bad-mouthing VB, I thought I'd start this thread to come up with more abbreviations for it, and share new abbreviations.

Benefits include:
- Surprise and amuse friends
- Giggle a bit
- That's all really

I will kick it off with the 2 common ones used down my way:

Vagina Backwash
Very Bad

:D
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Postby lethaldog » Monday May 07, 2007 8:11 pm

Hey how dare you, vagina backwash is of a much higher quality than V.B :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vomit Beverage
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Postby 111222333 » Monday May 07, 2007 9:30 pm

If they could flavour VB like virgina back wash they'd make a fortune.

My way its Violent barf.
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Postby Brewaholic » Monday May 07, 2007 10:22 pm

Does improve it got the recipe

One woman
one vb
your choice of hops

get your woman place upside down
spread legs insert vb
add 20g cascade steep 5 mins
add a few queeps for carbonation
best enjoyed room temp with straw.

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Postby lethaldog » Monday May 07, 2007 10:25 pm

:shock: :shock: :lol:
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Postby Iron-Haggis » Monday May 07, 2007 10:49 pm

I used the term Vomit Beer personally. Although the funniest one I've ever heard was someone refer to it as Very Best.
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Postby KEG » Tuesday May 08, 2007 8:42 am

OMG Brewaholic :lol: :shock:
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Postby tazman67 » Tuesday May 08, 2007 9:45 am

Visitors Beer...saves my HB for me
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Postby Boonie » Tuesday May 08, 2007 7:11 pm

Brewaholic :shock:

OMG

We call it Virgin Beer, dunno why.....maybe you're F$%#@d after a few have gone down on you
A homebrew is like a fart, only the brewer thinks it's great.
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Postby Pale_Ale » Tuesday May 08, 2007 8:01 pm

Brewaholic, between that and the Virginia Tech joke, you are one sick puppy :!:

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(who has ashamedly told that joke to someone else to much shock and laughter)
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Postby Brewaholic » Thursday May 10, 2007 6:39 pm

What can i say? Too much vb will do that to a person :shock:
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Postby luke » Thursday May 10, 2007 8:44 pm

Very Brave !
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Postby Oliver » Friday May 11, 2007 4:43 pm

Vomit Bomb
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Postby Wassa » Friday May 11, 2007 5:18 pm

Vile Beer

Virtually Benign

Very Bad
The liver is Evil and must be punished!!
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Postby Chris » Monday May 14, 2007 12:31 pm

Vommitting bogan.

It doesn't matter who you are, after enough VB, you will become one.
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Postby DJ » Thursday May 24, 2007 1:39 pm

I like to call it

"THE GREEN DEATH!"
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Postby rahne » Thursday May 24, 2007 7:58 pm

vucking bad
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Re:

Postby Oliver » Thursday Jan 17, 2008 4:35 pm

DJ wrote:I like to call it

"THE GREEN DEATH!"

Southwark Bitter from South Australia used to be called Green Death.

I'll post a pic of an old bottle when I get around to it :wink: and you'll see the reason for the "Green" bit. For the "Death" part you really need to taste it :D

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Re: Humorous Abbreviations for VB

Postby Old Gil » Friday Jan 18, 2008 2:44 pm

Although i drank it for a fair while when i was young (and nieve) :oops: and still living in Sydney :oops: . Once i got some taste buds i started calling it Victorian Bullshit
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Re: Humorous Abbreviations for VB

Postby James L » Monday Jan 21, 2008 3:20 pm

For some reason my mate calls it

Vitamin B?
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