Thinking of something along the lines of
"Give a man a beer and he drinks today, teach him how to brew and ... ".
Need some help to finish it off.
Options so far hold limited appeal, but include
the obvious ("he drinks forever")
"he sits around the house pissed most of the time"
"he doesn't seem to be able to get it up any more"
"he seems to spend all his time out in the shed, and we never seem to talk anymore"
Please feel free to add (or change the gender if you haven't yet got over that whole tired gender PC thing). But expect only limited credit if you come up with a good one: we have some pretty damned aggressive IP lawyers here at work
just as likely I will use it, and we will end up suing you for daring to claim that you thought of it in the first place I just LOVE lawyers (with apologies to Geoff) )
