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Drunk as sayings

Postby beerboy » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 12:31 am

Just for a bit of fun, what is your favourite saying when someone is pissed. For example, Pissed as a parrot, Drunk as a skunk, Full as a doctors wallet, Full as the last bus, Full as the familly poe, Full as a fart, Pissed as a nit or Drunker then ten men. I'm sure there are heaps more that I can't think of. Cheers, start thinking.
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Postby Goatee » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 12:54 am

hehe,

He's put on the wobbly boot.

'bout the only one i can think of, too busy putting on the boot most of the time :)
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Postby Dogger Dan » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 2:59 am

Absolutely legless and sloppy

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Postby gregb » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 5:11 am

Drunk as a Lord
Blind
Blitzed
Hammered
Shitfaced
Trashed
Tragic
Rummed Up
Breathalizer special (that one is hard to say if you're in a similar condition)
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Postby Dogger Dan » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 6:42 am

Got the beer goggles on

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Postby silkworm » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:23 am

Fuuuuuucccckkkk d
aka Graham Kennedy's beautiful Crow call.....
Cheers
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Postby grabman » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:23 am

"tired and emotional" is always classic
Some people say I have a drinking Problem....
I drink, I get drunk, I fall over....
What's the problem?

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Postby rain » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:55 am

".......... fallin' down drunk."
One I've heard only near camp fires: "....... he's a fit bumbly, Mate!"
EVERYTHING is worth my interest!
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Postby Dogger Dan » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 10:45 am

Yeh Rain,

That first one near camp fires is no good, seen a couple of folks spontaneously combust after falling down in the camp fire. (Sure seemed pretty funny though at the time)

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Postby Wassa » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:31 am

Blind rotten, fallin' down, spittin' on yourself drunk!!!
The liver is Evil and must be punished!!
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Postby Merlin » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:40 am

As full as a fat lady's shoe
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Postby Beach Bum » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:50 am

Brahm's & Liszt
Maggoted
Three sheets to the Wind
Full as a State School
Half Cut
Drunk as a Lord
Adrian Quist

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Postby Antsvb » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 1:16 pm

Drunk as a camel in Spain.
'Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.' - Benjamin Franklin.

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Postby beerboy » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 4:06 pm

Schindler's List
Full as bulls arse going up a hill
Off your tits
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Postby nanna Gail » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 7:52 pm

He's so drunk he is talking BRAILLE
enjoy life
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Postby db » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:14 pm

flogged
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Postby grabman » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:54 pm

rat arsed!!!

sociably relaxed!
Some people say I have a drinking Problem....
I drink, I get drunk, I fall over....
What's the problem?

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Postby Dogger Dan » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 2:33 am

Did I forget the "got a power wobble on"

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Postby Tipsy » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 12:02 pm

Pissed as a cricket,
or
Crissed as a picket.
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Postby gregb » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 3:32 pm

Sparkling

unusally talkative
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