by emnpaul » Friday May 11, 2012 6:17 pm
This Pakistani guy went to the doctor and said "I can't really say what is wrong exactly, just that I've been feeling a bit off. Lethargic, tired, depressed, you know what I mean?"
The doctor checked him over and said "Well, I can't really find anything wrong, but I think I know what the problem is. I want you to go home and shit in a bucket, get your wife and kids to shit in it, throw in a can of cat food and cover it with a towell. Twice a day, morning and night, lift up the towell and stick your head in there and take a few big deep breaths through your nose. Come back and see me in two weeks."
So the man goes home and does as the doctor said. after a few days he starts to feel better, until he goes back to see the doctor again. He walks into the doctor and says "I don't know what it was but that shitting in abucket trhing really did the trick!"
"You were just homesick"
2000 light beers from home.