Bud!?!?!

[Conrad]

Thought people might enjoy these:

If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...

Put it back in the horse! --H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David Moulton

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. --Dave Barry

[Guest]

why is american beer like having sex in a canoe?

it's f---ing close too water

[Dogger Dan]

Guest is a Canadian obviously,

Everyone knows what a canoe is right?

Sorry if I have insulted anyone. Post a picture if needs be

Oh, by the way, concur


Dogger

[beermeister]

Canoes, kayaks, we've got 'em all Dogger.

[gregb]

Unless, of course your conoes are different to our canoes.

Greg

[Goatee]

haha, sorry that was me...different house and pc forgot to login in

[Dogger Dan]

Our conoes fly,

Look on the bottle of Maudite

Sorry I did mean that with a sense of humour

Dogger