Beercabulary

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Friday Feb 25, 2005 7:49 pm

Beerlovers,

The English language presently fails us all, and beer, by not offerring us precise words to explain everyday events.

I propose the following 'new' words be added to common parlance:

"Beero" - somebody who saves the day with beer

"Beerist" - anybody who doesn't want you to drink beer (being a beerist should be an offence)

"Beeritat" - a place one feels comfortable drinking beer

There are obviously many other new words that ought to be included. Please suggest some.

Gav

Terry · Post by **Terry** » Friday Feb 25, 2005 7:54 pm

How could we forget beer o'clock

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Friday Feb 25, 2005 7:58 pm

Terry,

Spot on!

"Beer O'Clock" - anytime you want to drink beer

How about "Beerpressed" - being downcast because you cannot presently drink beer

Gav

sago · Post by **sago** » Friday Feb 25, 2005 10:13 pm

BeerBQ How can one burn efficiently without a cold one.

Beerd----drink from the furry cup

Beerlacious-----One for the S & M's

Polar beer--- bloody big aggressive white bastard that likes them cold.

Beerack---akin to a six pack but ten times bigger with subliminal muscle but mostly subcutaneous malt.

James Squire beer--sounds like a male escort.

VB beer- a dyslexic disease.

Carlton Crown---the end of a man from Melbourne.

Beer w(r)ench---fetches the amber and tightens your nuts.

Beerabbit----euphemism for hops.

Ambeerdextrous--- can drink with either hand.

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Friday Feb 25, 2005 10:42 pm

Beerlovers,

"Beerworthy" - somebody you like enough to give your beer to

Gav

Beer Krout · Post by **Beer Krout** » Monday Feb 28, 2005 9:27 am

In our younger days we used to pray to the Beer God.

Get down on your knees and praise.

"Ohhh! Fermented One"

Cheers
BK

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Monday Feb 28, 2005 11:17 am

Yeh,

Hey taxi, got room for a two four and a pizza....

Dogger

Terry · Post by **Terry** » Monday Feb 28, 2005 4:55 pm

Are messages to this forum then beermail or perhaps beerograms?

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Monday Feb 28, 2005 6:28 pm

aah this is a beery important discussion!

beermania - not being able to get beer of one's mind

beertastic - excellent

unbeerleviable - pure BS of the highest degree.

r.magnay · Post by **r.magnay** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005 4:44 pm

well I'll beer buggered!

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005 10:08 pm

Beerlovers,

Some more for the taking:

"Beereft" - lacking beer

"Beerable" - something which can be achieved with beer

"Unbeerable" - something which cannot be achieved with beer (and is hence not worthwhile)

Gav

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005 10:20 pm

And they say I don't have enough to do

My two cents worth,

"Deja Brew, We have all been beer before"

Dogger

shornsheep · Post by **shornsheep** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 4:23 pm

my two cents
the beer compass
it is what gets you home safe after a big nite even though you are to drunk to know where you live here you got home and where you came from

BOBFOC
body off baywatch face off crimewatch

Beer coat
the invisible warm coat worn walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning

Aeroplane Blonde
Has bleached or dyed hair on top but a black box

Aussie Kiss
same as french type but lower

Monkey Bath
a bath so hot when you get in you go oo! OO! AA! AA!

Mystery Bus
the bus that arrives at the pub on fri nite while your in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people from the pub as it suddenly full of stunners when you get back

Picasso Bumm
a woman who knickers are too small so sh looks like she has four bums

Swamp Donkey
extremely unattractive lady who arrives in a mystery taxi and replaces the stunner you slept with that night before you wake up

tart fuel
bottled alcopops eg. cruisers stollis anything that will get a young lass out of her clothes.

Greyhound
a skirt so short it is only an inch from the hair.

hope you enjoyed

Terry · Post by **Terry** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 5:39 pm

Sound like a case for the beer goggles. 8)

Post by **Oliver** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 10:17 pm

Love the swamp donkey! (The phrase, not the type of woman.)

Oliver

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 10:20 pm

Swamp Donkey, I Like that one, We used to call it a Coyote, chew your arm off so you don't wake her in the morning, chew the other off so you can't get back in the door.

Told you we are tough up here.

Course I can't see anything in the dark anyway so I just left before the sun came up.

Dogger

Post by **Oliver** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 10:38 pm

Yep, you don't look at the mantelpiece while you're stoking the fire.

Oliver

munkey · Post by **munkey** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 11:22 pm

beertrix potter. = a great beer magician

munkey · Post by **munkey** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 11:25 pm

ale is a type of beer so i think ALEment is suitable

its a cure for all your worldy wohs.

and obviously what i means is probably the reality of the situation.

munkey · Post by **munkey** » Friday Mar 18, 2005 11:30 pm

just found this thred and its fun , i carnt stop the shite from flowing,
so heares another.

hiBEERnation =tha state of ones self after drinking all of doggers famous ice beer.