The world's worst beer?

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What is the world's worst beer?

Budweiser (US)
39
15%
Carlton Crown Lager (Aust)
21
8%
Carlton Cold (Aust)
52
21%
Foster's (Aust)
24
9%
Hahn Ice (Aust)
22
9%
Beez Neez (Aust)
7
3%
Kokanee Glacier Beer (Canada)
0
No votes
Haywards 5000 (India)
1
0%
Geelong Pale Ale, Schonbrauhaus, Sparkling Ale or Bitter (Aust)
4
2%
Miller Genuine Draft (US)
10
4%
Amstel Lager (Holland)
5
2%
Boar's Rock Premium Lager (Aust)
1
0%
Victoria Bitter (Aust)
67
26%
 
Total votes: 253
JubJub
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Post by JubJub »

Salty I'm told :lol: :lol:

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Tipsy
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Post by Tipsy »

I bought a 6 pack of Red Stripe about a month ago, couldn't finish the first beer, and I'm an alcoholic!
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Pale_Ale
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Post by Pale_Ale »

MagooMan, are we drinking the same stuff? It's excellent!
Coopers.
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KEG
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Post by KEG »

lethaldog wrote:But have you tasted camel jizz?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haha, you arse :lol:
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sanka32
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Post by sanka32 »

Tipsy wrote:I bought a 6 pack of Red Stripe about a month ago, couldn't finish the first beer, and I'm an alcoholic!
Same here. I've heard many a 'like having sex in a canoe' comment about Red Stripe.
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DarkFaerytale
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Post by DarkFaerytale »

where's west end draught on the poll? only beer i'v never finished
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Pale_Ale
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Post by Pale_Ale »

Doesn't count as beer I guess :wink:
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Turner
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Post by Turner »

I had 6 schooners of tooheys new the other night
And I didn't absolutely hate it
*wanders off in shame*
I'm not a fish
I'm a man
Hook in mouth!
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JubJub
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Post by JubJub »

Yeah, if there is no beer around, I drink tooheys new until somebody gets some more. :D

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Aviary
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Post by Aviary »

I drank a warm cup of vomit once, but it could have been Tasman Ice.
I have never exploded. But, I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how, I just know. I've always, just known. - Garth Marenghi
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lethaldog
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Post by lethaldog »

KEG wrote:
lethaldog wrote:But have you tasted camel jizz?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haha, you arse :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chris
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Post by Chris »

Red stripe is bad. I had it in the states, where it is quite popular. I think that says it all...
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mark_68
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What is the worlds worst beer?

Post by mark_68 »

I reckon carlsberg elephant is foul.It has no malt or hop character and is too bitter.In the US they call this stuff malt liquor,i don't have any idea why.
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Tipsy
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Re: What is the worlds worst beer?

Post by Tipsy »

mark_68 wrote:I reckon carlsberg elephant is foul.It has no malt or hop character and is too bitter.In the US they call this stuff malt liquor,i don't have any idea why.
I think they just have too high an alcohol content. I can drink normal carlsberg ok but the elephant is crap.
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steve_n
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Post by steve_n »

i give my vote to crown lager... just ahead of vb and then carlton cold.
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dave84
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Post by dave84 »

Has anyone tasted hunter draught?

That is the first beer that ive never finished! Pure rubbish!

Im scared to try the old, any clues?
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buscador
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Post by buscador »

flippin around on the tele last night or somthing and saw BoyzinthaHood

saw them drinking OE (old english) in the 40 oz. bottle
one nite many years ago my mates and i went on a gangster style party boat, everyone else in zoots suits

we come as gang bangers with our OE, called all the chicks our bitches and left with most of them!!, the zoots lost that nite!

but yeah, oon topic, this beer sucks

unless yer strapped with a gat
bangin down som homies
word...

b
You had me at dry hopping.
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goatsby
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Post by goatsby »

Watchoo talkin about Willis?

buscador wrote:flippin around on the tele last night or somthing and saw BoyzinthaHood

saw them drinking OE (old english) in the 40 oz. bottle
one nite many years ago my mates and i went on a gangster style party boat, everyone else in zoots suits

we come as gang bangers with our OE, called all the chicks our bitches and left with most of them!!, the zoots lost that nite!

but yeah, oon topic, this beer sucks

unless yer strapped with a gat
bangin down som homies
word...

b
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buscador
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Post by buscador »

sucka, the shaft is afta choo..

dont be steppin'
You had me at dry hopping.
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Sathias
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Post by Sathias »

Something I saw on another forum a while ago

"I needed to go to the toilet because my bladder was full of VB, the by-product of the Pale Ales I had drunk earlier."

I think that says it all :lol:
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