You know when you are REALLY into brewing when.....

[Tipsy]

funny you mention that WSC, i just got a job as an assistant brewer.... living the dream....

You lucky, lucky, bastard

[WSC]

James L, where do you work.

I know a few people that can be samplers!!!!

[James L]

you'll be able to have a sample from my free carton i get every week....

[Gym_]

You know when you are REALLY into brewing when.....

There is No Food Allowed in the freezer its full of chilling beer glasses

You shear your nightly shower with 3 Fermenters 2 kegs and a bucket of equipment soaking

You have so many crates of empty long necks your car no longer fits in the garage

The only time you see a VB or XXXX label its half torn off a home brew bottle

All your friends wife’s have black listed your house

You’re like a kid in a candy store on your once a week visit to the home brew shop

When 6 o’clock will be now formally referred to as beer o’clock

When it cost twice as much to buy your Ingredients then what it is to buy a imported slab

The bloke at the Home Brew Shop is so happy to see you because you have paid off his mortgage

Dumpster diving in the recycling bin for long necks is now a family event

Your dog is now a alcoholic

Your PC favorites have got more beer sites then porn sites

The guy at BOC is now one of your best mates

When you have to explain to tradesman and visitors that it’s a home brew set up not a crack lab

When the only conversation you can have starts with ALL GRAIN

The Meer thought of someone drinking a VB makes you projectile vomit

Your nick name is the mad scientist and you use a digital coke scale to weigh ingredients

You woke up screaming and sweating because you dreamt someone stole you kegorator

The most valuable thing in your house is a 12 month old larger

When it takes you 20 min to explain to a insurance company what a wort vessel is

You have a choice between “a warm glass of urine” and “a cold glass of VB” and you choose the Urine