Bars & Fists
i sit here and wonder
how clouds are formed
how time goes by
why money disappears
behind her bar waitress smile
beer is so good
it deserves the Nobel prize
but someone's fist is in the mix tonight
some guy on the floor
he's f---ing dead
Beer Poetry
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f--- You BUL Beer
there's two types of beer
one
there's beer brewed by Capitalists for silly wankers who can't tie their shoes
two
there is beer brewed by Authentics, who are beer zealots. it's true
one
is in three categories
mass produced pretending to be craft. laughing my f---ing ass. off
imported yet still brewed somewhere else. lots of love. c---s
mass produced and honest. running ads that mock craft. oh so clever
two
in a category of its own. true
there's two types of beer
one
there's beer brewed by Capitalists for silly wankers who can't tie their shoes
two
there is beer brewed by Authentics, who are beer zealots. it's true
one
is in three categories
mass produced pretending to be craft. laughing my f---ing ass. off
imported yet still brewed somewhere else. lots of love. c---s
mass produced and honest. running ads that mock craft. oh so clever
two
in a category of its own. true
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When Beer Spills
when beer spills
everyone looks a dill
evaluates the witnesses
walks towards the TAB
moderately
too fast, tumble
too slow, stall and fall
the Sheila would laugh
can't take the beer
or the piss
have to switch bars, but
exhausted all others
when beer spills
everyone looks a dill
evaluates the witnesses
walks towards the TAB
moderately
too fast, tumble
too slow, stall and fall
the Sheila would laugh
can't take the beer
or the piss
have to switch bars, but
exhausted all others
Last edited by lob on Tuesday Feb 03, 2015 6:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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The Beer Society
the beer society met for their annual
at the pig and hare
they voted to drink more beer
it was unanimous
the beer society met for their annual
at the pig and hare
they voted to drink more beer
it was unanimous
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Beer For The Bereaved
beer for the bereaved
drink to forget
drink to remember
trying to focus ahead, but
always sinking, into the past
wake at 3am, present
head pounding, vomit pouring
beer for the bereaved
you're gone
I'm gone too, going to the last drop
trying to kill myself in stages
somewhere between pubs and bouncers
and pavement
it'll end, just
not sure where
when
beer for the bereaved
drink to forget
drink to remember
trying to focus ahead, but
always sinking, into the past
wake at 3am, present
head pounding, vomit pouring
beer for the bereaved
you're gone
I'm gone too, going to the last drop
trying to kill myself in stages
somewhere between pubs and bouncers
and pavement
it'll end, just
not sure where
when
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foreign beer
foreign beer
so much better than here
it's from over there
but made here
here, but there
there, but here
it's foreign beer
it's Japan. It's Korea
but not Australian
just made here
so there
foreign beer
so much better than here
it's from over there
but made here
here, but there
there, but here
it's foreign beer
it's Japan. It's Korea
but not Australian
just made here
so there
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slab of beer
slab of beer
got my back
get me drunk
get me outta here
outta my head
over the line
sober | drunk
reality, misery | somewhere. else
slab of beer
24 bottles empty
cupboard's bare
dog is barking
no one here. only fear
slab of beer
got my back
get me drunk
get me outta here
outta my head
over the line
sober | drunk
reality, misery | somewhere. else
slab of beer
24 bottles empty
cupboard's bare
dog is barking
no one here. only fear
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Good to see you back lob.
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wine
f--- you wine
you're not beer
you're not f---
or hops
maybe vinegar
you're snot
snotty fucktards
just red or white
maybe rose
drive big black mercedes
talk a lot
about yourself
and wine
f--- you wine
maybe
maybe a red
f--- you wine
you're not beer
you're not f---
or hops
maybe vinegar
you're snot
snotty fucktards
just red or white
maybe rose
drive big black mercedes
talk a lot
about yourself
and wine
f--- you wine
maybe
maybe a red
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we drink beir
we drink beir
makes us feel superior
we drink it in wine glasses called beir glasses
it's spelt b-e-i-r not b-i-e-r
oh we're so superior
the marketing company tells us so
we can only buy in packs of two for fourty-two
that's what you get for quality
it sets us apart
we're better than you
we drink beir
makes us feel superior
we drink it in wine glasses called beir glasses
it's spelt b-e-i-r not b-i-e-r
oh we're so superior
the marketing company tells us so
we can only buy in packs of two for fourty-two
that's what you get for quality
it sets us apart
we're better than you
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Locked Out, Sydney 3am
no entry, no service, no beer
you're Mike Baird barred!
greyhounds racing around
racing around the town
Mike Baird!
beer on tap 18/7
Mike Baird!
nothing to drink, not even one (bowl of) punch
Mike Baird!
no entry, no service, no beer
you're Mike Baird barred!
greyhounds racing around
racing around the town
Mike Baird!
beer on tap 18/7
Mike Baird!
nothing to drink, not even one (bowl of) punch
Mike Baird!
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Aldi currently sells "Balmain" Pale Ale, and Canberra appears to have a couple of new "local" (LMFAO) craft beers...in reality all appear to be from some industrial unit in Campbelltown, NSW. A few years ago, I joked about this [Broome Pale Ale], but Like Trump being elected President of the US, the absurd seem to be the new reality...
This isn't even as absurd as the brewed under Licence BS. This is completely fake, non-existent breweries.
Fake Beer
if the beer was real, then, maybe, i’d be prepared to pay
but i know it’s all fake
a facade
wankers running the game
ruining our beer
authenticity means nothing
and the regulators don’t care
take your money and run
tell ya it’s liquid gold
built on history
in realty
a few rich tossers with money to burn
tell ya it’s local, authentic
Balmain, Canberra, Claire Valley…
some industrial Unit, Campbelltown, New South Wales, actually
This isn't even as absurd as the brewed under Licence BS. This is completely fake, non-existent breweries.
Fake Beer
if the beer was real, then, maybe, i’d be prepared to pay
but i know it’s all fake
a facade
wankers running the game
ruining our beer
authenticity means nothing
and the regulators don’t care
take your money and run
tell ya it’s liquid gold
built on history
in realty
a few rich tossers with money to burn
tell ya it’s local, authentic
Balmain, Canberra, Claire Valley…
some industrial Unit, Campbelltown, New South Wales, actually
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The Pissed Will Inherit The Earth
the pissed will inherit the Earth
the Bible says so
ok, the poor
but the pissed are always poor
the pissed will inherit the Earth
the Bible says so
ok, the poor
but the pissed are always poor
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If I Wasn’t So Drunk
if i wasn’t so drunk
i’d have more time to ponder
how miserable life can be
if I wasn’t so drunk
i’d walk upright
do my back some injury
if i wasn’t so drunk
i’d talk sense
the cops would arrest me on suspicion
if i wasn’t so drunk
the pub would go under
i’d have nowhere else to drink
if i wasn’t so drunk
i’d have more time to ponder
how miserable life can be
if I wasn’t so drunk
i’d walk upright
do my back some injury
if i wasn’t so drunk
i’d talk sense
the cops would arrest me on suspicion
if i wasn’t so drunk
the pub would go under
i’d have nowhere else to drink
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new year beer
new year beer
is the fireworks near
why are we all still standing here
bare feet
everyone is drunk except me
i'm intoxicated
watching the people communicate in drunken slurs and banter and barely discernible gestures and swear words and eyes that flash and frowns and silly dances and buried pain that they wash down with
more
new year beer
new year beer
is the fireworks near
why are we all still standing here
bare feet
everyone is drunk except me
i'm intoxicated
watching the people communicate in drunken slurs and banter and barely discernible gestures and swear words and eyes that flash and frowns and silly dances and buried pain that they wash down with
more
new year beer
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happy new year lob
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girl with a beer
girl with a beer
filling out the guardian crossword
she don't look up, she don't steer
pen in one hand
beer another
everything bland around her
the patrons who
roam 'round, emotions empty
beer to fill, existence with substance
won't sustain
but who cares
get pissed and drift away...
girl with a tat
on her wrist
a star
the pen writes
she smiles, she's figured it out, six down
and the patrons leave
they haven't
but they’re filled, six down too
fueled to forget, somehow move on...
girl with a beer
filling out the guardian crossword
she don't look up, she don't steer
pen in one hand
beer another
everything bland around her
the patrons who
roam 'round, emotions empty
beer to fill, existence with substance
won't sustain
but who cares
get pissed and drift away...
girl with a tat
on her wrist
a star
the pen writes
she smiles, she's figured it out, six down
and the patrons leave
they haven't
but they’re filled, six down too
fueled to forget, somehow move on...
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the keg basement
in the basement
where kegs are kept
the roadside shifting light shines in from the corner
concrete walls, inside, spilled in beer
outside walls, late-night piss
and the huntsmen crawl
the beer keg lines form a web
understood by few
barmaids wander up and down
up and down
black dresses and beer kegs
hands changing the feed
8pm, Coopers pale is all-foam
punters can just f--- off
it's busy and no one is free
this glass says beer is off-tap
in the basement
where kegs are kept
the roadside shifting light shines in from the corner
concrete walls, inside, spilled in beer
outside walls, late-night piss
and the huntsmen crawl
the beer keg lines form a web
understood by few
barmaids wander up and down
up and down
black dresses and beer kegs
hands changing the feed
8pm, Coopers pale is all-foam
punters can just f--- off
it's busy and no one is free
this glass says beer is off-tap
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wasting away
wasting away
drinking not eating
spending every thought on you
getting through
somehow, don't know how
wasting
throwing out empty bottles, into the curb
laughing
along with the white-trash
this is what i've come to?
tomorrow's not another day
another excuse
to get drunk
waste away
in the papers overdoses and Trump
in the papers BS, politicians and house prices
i walk to the shops and stop
for traffic
stand still and contemplate that bus...
walk across to the pub instead
drink another
wasting away
drinking not eating
spending every thought on you
getting through
somehow, don't know how
wasting
throwing out empty bottles, into the curb
laughing
along with the white-trash
this is what i've come to?
tomorrow's not another day
another excuse
to get drunk
waste away
in the papers overdoses and Trump
in the papers BS, politicians and house prices
i walk to the shops and stop
for traffic
stand still and contemplate that bus...
walk across to the pub instead
drink another
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shots
shots, shots, shots
sober(ish), pissed, totally f---ed
shots, shots, shots
one minute we're talking, next room is spinning, then i'm passed out...on your bed
shots, shots, shots
i shouldn't, ok another, vomit in toilet
shots, shots, shots
i don't know why
after all this time
i still think of you
shots, shots, shots
sober(ish), pissed, totally f---ed
shots, shots, shots
one minute we're talking, next room is spinning, then i'm passed out...on your bed
shots, shots, shots
i shouldn't, ok another, vomit in toilet
shots, shots, shots
i don't know why
after all this time
i still think of you
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