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Ed · Post by Ed » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:21 am

Dogger Dan wrote:Give me a beer any day

Women are a pain in the ass

Dogger

But you had a look DD, right???

Cheers, Ed

JaCk_SpArRoW · Post by **JaCk_SpArRoW** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:28 am

Jack still reeling from being hit in nuts

Jack collects himself & prepares for the win

Jack serves...156k/mh wayyy off pace, catches grab off guard....Game, Set, Match! COMMMMME ONNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jack jumps net & shakes grabs hand....good game mate!

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:35 am

Grab heads for showers, not unhappy with his performance but knowing next time he will do better

JaCk_SpArRoW · Post by **JaCk_SpArRoW** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:43 am

Jack hangs back to sign autographs for the ever-loving fans & to chat up Maria Sharapova.....

Jack talks, Maria listens...Jack scores a date!....COMMMMEEE ONNNNNN!!!!

yardglass · Post by **yardglass** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 6:20 pm

JaCk talks, Maria listens...

something catches Maria's eye, it's.....

a streaker....

is it ?.....

yeah, it's Yardglass !

Maria takes in the complete majesty that is yard..

JaCK weeps as Maria legs it after yard into the dressing sheds....

Grab consoles JaCK with a HB.

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:58 pm

Nope,

didn't look, was at work, always worry what people are sticking on those links. Just imagine opening that camel toe one with the director of human resources behind me. Yep that would be a real carrer enhancer move.

Besides, aren't they all supposed to be lesbians anyway? Except the one who is seeing Pavel Bure the Russian Rocket?

To much like hard work with no ROI

Give me a Beer at least I know whats coming, even with a VB I know what I am getting no suprises or hidden agenda,

Guess thats what happens when you have 3 kids and you turn 42.

You youngsters keep living the fantasy, catch up with ya when you see reality.

Dogger

Ed · Post by Ed » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:38 pm

DD, perhaps the director might have liked a peek at a camel toe

44 with 2 here and now that you mention it, a beer is certainly the known quantity. Touche DD

Cheers, Ed

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:40 pm

all this tralk of age, I must be a youngster!!!

40 in 35 days and counting. A mate reckons he's got my box all nailed together!!!

Ed · Post by Ed » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:44 pm

Grab, don't count on that "life begins at..." stuff. It's not true although for a year or so I was able to kid myself

Cheers, Ed

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:45 pm

cheers Ed, now they're tellin' me life begins at 50.......

all this time to get to 40 and they move the goals!!!

Ed · Post by Ed » Wednesday Jan 25, 2006 12:10 am

Hey grab, I'm looking for time to reverse, not advance

My theory is that time seems to advance quicker every year that goes by, as it's relative to time past

So to get to 50 from 40 should seem quicker than from 30 to 40, as it's a 25% increse to 50 but a 33% increase from 30 to 40. Have I had too much beer tonight?

Cheers, Ed

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Wednesday Jan 25, 2006 12:14 am

Hey Ed,

Its a she, I am pretty sure she wouldn't have liked it.

And when I am at work, time stands still.

Dogger

scblack · Post by **scblack** » Wednesday Jan 25, 2006 8:24 am

Dogger Dan wrote:
Guess thats what happens when you have 3 kids and you turn 42.

You youngsters keep living the fantasy, catch up with ya when you see reality.

Dogger

I used to have an even better one of Martina Hingis, alas I have lost it.

I'm just a young'un here - 36 with the one bub.