No problem with the new boy-he`s great, we luv `im.

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Tuesday Mar 13, 2007 6:19 pm

Sorry -no second prizes on this one.
Try again later.

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Tuesday Mar 13, 2007 6:20 pm

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Wednesday Mar 14, 2007 11:26 am

ryan wrote: I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too.

What's a standard?

In my world a "Standard" is that 285ml "Middie"??

You're right Keg....great to see this thread turned funny.........to much serious crap in the world.

Go by my theory to relieve the pressures of the world....

Drink, repeat if necessary

Cheers

Boonie

SpillsMostOfIt · Wednesday Mar 14, 2007 12:10 pm

Boonie wrote:
ryan wrote: I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too.

What's a standard?

In my world a "Standard" is that 285ml "Middie"??

You're right Keg....great to see this thread turned funny.........to much serious crap in the world.

Go by my theory to relieve the pressures of the world....

Drink, repeat if necessary

Cheers

Boonie

There's the Evening Standard - I've never read it.
There used to be Standard Bearers - when armies carried around too many flags and stuff.
Standard petrol went away, along with Super Multigrade when Unleaded became fashionable. Not to be confused with Standard Oil which gave the Rockefellers their wealth.
EIA standards are things that design engineers ignore.

Standard Bastard Drunkard. I like the sound of the -ard endings. They're kind of Loch Ard Gorgeous...

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Wednesday Mar 14, 2007 5:21 pm

Re "I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too"
Don`t worry about the standards.
The message is in the last 4 words.
Sheeesh, you havta explain everything to em. {walks away, shaking head}

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Wednesday Mar 14, 2007 9:22 pm

i get the feeling Spills was taking the piss

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Thursday Mar 15, 2007 6:35 am

Yeah. So was I.
Right from the start. LOL.

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Thursday Mar 15, 2007 8:34 pm

I think you will find alot of "Sarcastic bastards" (Cue Rik Mayall( Young Ones for the uneducated or just young)) on this site.

We got the joke but chose to chose to keep going anyway

Cheers

Boonie

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Thursday Mar 15, 2007 8:36 pm

hey, don't forget Rick Mayall was in "Bottom" too.. man that was a fantastic series

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Thursday Mar 15, 2007 8:42 pm

KEG wrote:hey, don't forget Rick Mayall was in "Bottom" too.. man that was a fantastic series

And Filthy Rich and Catflap + Drop Dead Fred, thought I'd mention that as my 11 year old daughter and my 8 and 2 year old sons love

.

I have 2 Videos

not DVD's

of bottom and man they are great.

SpillsMostOfIt · Post by **SpillsMostOfIt** » Thursday Mar 15, 2007 9:03 pm

I come here to talk about beer. I do not wish to speak of bottoms, unless they are false...

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Friday Mar 16, 2007 6:42 am

Boonie wrote:I think you will find alot of "Sarcastic bastards" (Cue Rik Mayall( Young Ones for the uneducated or just young)) on this site.

Thanks for the tip- I`ll keep my eyes open for them.

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Monday Mar 19, 2007 7:29 pm

739 views? Over that? And still no sign of those "sarcastic bastards" I was warned about.

Touch wood.

SpillsMostOfIt · Post by **SpillsMostOfIt** » Monday Mar 19, 2007 8:00 pm

I'm not feeling that sarcastic right now. Is that okay with you?

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Monday Mar 19, 2007 9:06 pm

ryan wrote:Touch wood.

don't touch me there..

SpillsMostOfIt · Post by **SpillsMostOfIt** » Tuesday Mar 20, 2007 7:04 am

Bottoms.

Dutch Ovens.

Wood (Touched or not.)

It's getting harder and harder to tell who the pornographers are in this place and who are just sick, twisted bastards...

For the record, I am neither - I am one of the sarcastic bastards.

ryan · Post by **ryan** » Tuesday Mar 20, 2007 7:35 am

SpillsMostOfIt wrote:Bottoms.

Dutch Ovens.

Wood (Touched or not.)

It's getting harder and harder to tell who the pornographers are in this place and who are just sick, twisted bastards...

For the record, I am neither - I am one of the sarcastic bastards.

Who suffers extreme attacks of acute and persistent verbal diarrhoea.

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Tuesday Mar 20, 2007 8:17 am

.. and spills most of it.

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Tuesday Mar 20, 2007 11:14 am

KEG wrote:.. and spills most of it.

Bags not wiping up the dribble....

lethaldog · Post by **lethaldog** » Tuesday Mar 20, 2007 3:33 pm

Boonie wrote:
KEG wrote:.. and spills most of it.

Bags not wiping up the dribble....

Wiping, there is that much you would have to get a shovel