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ryan wrote: I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too.

What's a standard?

In my world a "Standard" is that 285ml "Middie"??

You're right Keg....great to see this thread turned funny.........to much serious crap in the world.

Go by my theory to relieve the pressures of the world....

Drink, repeat if necessary

Cheers

Boonie

Boonie wrote:

ryan wrote: I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too.

What's a standard?

In my world a "Standard" is that 285ml "Middie"??

You're right Keg....great to see this thread turned funny.........to much serious crap in the world.

Go by my theory to relieve the pressures of the world....

Drink, repeat if necessary

Cheers

Boonie

There's the Evening Standard - I've never read it.
There used to be Standard Bearers - when armies carried around too many flags and stuff.
Standard petrol went away, along with Super Multigrade when Unleaded became fashionable. Not to be confused with Standard Oil which gave the Rockefellers their wealth.
EIA standards are things that design engineers ignore.

Standard Bastard Drunkard. I like the sound of the -ard endings. They're kind of Loch Ard Gorgeous...

Re "I`ve upped my standards, so up yours too"
Don`t worry about the standards.
The message is in the last 4 words.
Sheeesh, you havta explain everything to em. {walks away, shaking head}

i get the feeling Spills was taking the piss

Yeah. So was I.
Right from the start. LOL.

I think you will find alot of "Sarcastic bastards" (Cue Rik Mayall( Young Ones for the uneducated or just young)) on this site.

We got the joke but chose to chose to keep going anyway

Cheers

Boonie

hey, don't forget Rick Mayall was in "Bottom" too.. man that was a fantastic series

KEG wrote:hey, don't forget Rick Mayall was in "Bottom" too.. man that was a fantastic series

And Filthy Rich and Catflap + Drop Dead Fred, thought I'd mention that as my 11 year old daughter and my 8 and 2 year old sons love .

I have 2 Videos not DVD's of bottom and man they are great.

I come here to talk about beer. I do not wish to speak of bottoms, unless they are false...

Boonie wrote:I think you will find alot of "Sarcastic bastards" (Cue Rik Mayall( Young Ones for the uneducated or just young)) on this site.

Thanks for the tip- I`ll keep my eyes open for them.

739 views? Over that? And still no sign of those "sarcastic bastards" I was warned about.
Touch wood.

I'm not feeling that sarcastic right now. Is that okay with you?

ryan wrote:Touch wood.

don't touch me there..

Bottoms.

Dutch Ovens.

Wood (Touched or not.)

It's getting harder and harder to tell who the pornographers are in this place and who are just sick, twisted bastards...

For the record, I am neither - I am one of the sarcastic bastards.

SpillsMostOfIt wrote:Bottoms.

Dutch Ovens.

Wood (Touched or not.)

It's getting harder and harder to tell who the pornographers are in this place and who are just sick, twisted bastards...

For the record, I am neither - I am one of the sarcastic bastards.

Who suffers extreme attacks of acute and persistent verbal diarrhoea.

.. and spills most of it.

KEG wrote:.. and spills most of it.

Bags not wiping up the dribble....

Boonie wrote:

KEG wrote:.. and spills most of it.

Bags not wiping up the dribble....

Wiping, there is that much you would have to get a shovel