New 3-word story - The Pub with no Beer

[CrookedFingers]

checkered tea towel

[RuddyCrazy]

flicking bare bottoms

[Pogierob]

With deadly accuracy

[CrookedFingers]

until their flesh

[emnpaul]

tender and pink

[Oliver]

suddenly begins to

[RuddyCrazy]

scream for a

[weizgei]

dose of Savlon

[rotten]

For the cure

[Pogierob]

Of all that

[Oliver]

ills their minuscule

[rotten]

Excuse for a

[emnpaul]

huge cuban cigar

[weizgei]

With 4,000 different

[CrookedFingers]

shades of grey

[earle]

whipped into a

[emnpaul]

white house intern

[Pogierob]

Wearing the dress

[weizgei]

made famous by

[CrookedFingers]

What's his name