Drunk as sayings

beerboy · Post by **beerboy** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 12:31 am

Just for a bit of fun, what is your favourite saying when someone is pissed. For example, Pissed as a parrot, Drunk as a skunk, Full as a doctors wallet, Full as the last bus, Full as the familly poe, Full as a fart, Pissed as a nit or Drunker then ten men. I'm sure there are heaps more that I can't think of. Cheers, start thinking.

Goatee · Post by **Goatee** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 12:54 am

hehe,

He's put on the wobbly boot.

'bout the only one i can think of, too busy putting on the boot most of the time

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 2:59 am

Absolutely legless and sloppy

Dogger

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 5:11 am

Drunk as a Lord
Blind
Blitzed
Hammered
Shitfaced
Trashed
Tragic
Rummed Up
Breathalizer special (that one is hard to say if you're in a similar condition)

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 6:42 am

Got the beer goggles on

Dogger

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:23 am

Fuuuuuucccckkkk d
aka Graham Kennedy's beautiful Crow call.....

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:23 am

"tired and emotional" is always classic

rain · Post by **rain** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 9:55 am

".......... fallin' down drunk."
One I've heard only near camp fires: "....... he's a fit bumbly, Mate!"

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 10:45 am

Yeh Rain,

That first one near camp fires is no good, seen a couple of folks spontaneously combust after falling down in the camp fire. (Sure seemed pretty funny though at the time)

Dogger

Wassa · Post by **Wassa** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:31 am

Blind rotten, fallin' down, spittin' on yourself drunk!!!

Merlin · Post by **Merlin** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:40 am

As full as a fat lady's shoe

Beach Bum · Post by **Beach Bum** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:50 am

Brahm's & Liszt
Maggoted
Three sheets to the Wind
Full as a State School
Half Cut
Drunk as a Lord
Adrian Quist

BB

Antsvb · Post by **Antsvb** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 1:16 pm

Drunk as a camel in Spain.

beerboy · Post by **beerboy** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 4:06 pm

Schindler's List
Full as bulls arse going up a hill
Off your tits

nanna Gail · Post by **nanna Gail** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 7:52 pm

He's so drunk he is talking BRAILLE

db · Post by db » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:14 pm

flogged

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 11:54 pm

rat arsed!!!

sociably relaxed!

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 2:33 am

Did I forget the "got a power wobble on"

Dogger

Tipsy · Post by **Tipsy** » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 12:02 pm

Pissed as a cricket,
or
Crissed as a picket.

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Wednesday Sep 21, 2005 3:32 pm

Sparkling

unusally talkative