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Coopers Lager
Posted: Saturday Oct 21, 2006 2:44 pm
by Emo
I've got a BBQ coming up in a few weeks with some friends so I thought that I'd kill two birds with one stone, get rid of a tin of Coopers Lager I've got and brew some beer for the BBQ. Most of the people are VB drinkers so I reckon they'll be easy to please.
How does this sound?
1 x tin Cooper lager
1kg of LDME
1kg of brewing sugar that came with the Lager tin
Yeast that came with the tin
25gm Hallertau hops.
The brew calculator predicts 7% alcohol which should keep them happy
Posted: Saturday Oct 21, 2006 5:30 pm
by lethaldog
not sure how drinkable it will be in three weeks considering you havent even brewed it yet, id get rid of the brewing sugar but the rest looks ok
Posted: Saturday Oct 21, 2006 8:05 pm
by Emo
I've actually got until the 19th November so although time is still tight, not as bad. I chucked in both the malt and dextrose.
It's now in the fermenter.
Posted: Saturday Oct 21, 2006 8:53 pm
by lethaldog
Coopers brewing sugar isnt dextrose its sucrose mixed with maltodextrin, could be a bit cidery if drinking so quickly especially
Posted: Sunday Oct 22, 2006 3:50 pm
by Tipsy
If its for VB drinkers I'd get rid of the hops.
Posted: Sunday Oct 22, 2006 4:08 pm
by Colexis2
If they are VB drinkers I would add some strychnine.
Make sure you don't drink it, and dispose of the bodies.
3 less VB drinkers brings me closer to my goal.
Posted: Sunday Oct 22, 2006 4:14 pm
by lethaldog
Posted: Sunday Oct 22, 2006 7:18 pm
by Boonie
Colexis2 wrote:If they are VB drinkers I would add some strychnine.
Make sure you don't drink it, and dispose of the bodies.
3 less VB drinkers brings me closer to my goal.
21 a week
Is this your goal?
Best disposal method??.....
Posted: Sunday Oct 22, 2006 8:06 pm
by blandy
You'd think the VB would do the killing for you, but these people must be more immune than I believed.
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 6:58 pm
by Colexis2
Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 7:01 pm
by Boonie
Colexis2 wrote:Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.
You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 7:38 pm
by lethaldog
Boonie wrote:Colexis2 wrote:Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.
You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter
BLASFEMY, you wasted good beer
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 8:28 pm
by Boonie
lethaldog wrote:Boonie wrote:Colexis2 wrote:Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.
You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter
BLASFEMY, you wasted good beer
I can get the tongue inbetween the keys
+ I found that half a Burger Ring that I dropped last night
Just kidding
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 8:50 pm
by OldBugman
Boonie wrote:I can get the tongue inbetween the keys
+ I found that half a Burger Ring that I dropped last night
Just kidding
Try explain that one to the misses, "I swear I wasnt having cyber!"
Posted: Monday Oct 23, 2006 9:07 pm
by lethaldog