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Internet Dating (need someone to help bottling)

Posted: Thursday Dec 20, 2007 12:26 pm
by goatsby
Has anyone tried internet dating here?

Im thinking about it

Im looking for a MILF who has Liz Hurley's looks and figure and enjoys nude housework and beer can collecting.

Has anyone done this, it may be worth a try but then again I have pretty high standerds!

Posted: Thursday Dec 20, 2007 1:44 pm
by earle
Perhaps you could try replying to some of those spam that are supposed to be from Russian women. :wink:

Posted: Thursday Dec 20, 2007 4:36 pm
by warra48
Change your name first, maybe?
Who wants to share a bottling experience with some old GOATsby ???

:D :D :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Friday Dec 21, 2007 8:19 am
by earle
Now I've got a picture in my head of that much parodied scene from the movie ghost with the potters wheel except with bottling beer from a fermenter instead. Aaaargh, get out.

Re: Internet Dating (need someone to help bottling)

Posted: Sunday Dec 23, 2007 12:14 pm
by Tipsy
goatsby wrote:I have pretty high standerds!
They can't be that high :lol:

Posted: Sunday Dec 23, 2007 8:01 pm
by ryan
Just because he can`t spell doesn`t mean he won`t be a good provider :(
Anyway goat, I can steer you on to a couple of likely goers from Outer Mongolia that have been pestering me if you`re up to it.
They keep stressing in their emails "looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.} :(

Posted: Sunday Dec 23, 2007 8:42 pm
by Liz E
ryan wrote:...looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.} :(
Ryan, "jig a jig" is a euphemism for interior decorating.

Posted: Sunday Dec 23, 2007 8:50 pm
by Kevnlis
Liz E wrote:
ryan wrote:...looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.} :(
Ryan, "jig a jig" is a euphemism for interior decorating.
Painting her walls white I guess?

Posted: Sunday Dec 23, 2007 9:00 pm
by Liz E
Kevnlis wrote:Painting her walls white I guess?
Yes Kevnlis, that would be the best-case scenario.

Posted: Monday Dec 24, 2007 8:14 am
by Pyssedas Heavy Industrial
Several kind correspondants to my hotmail account have been promising products that will help you impress ladies from Outer Mongolia - let me know if you want me to pass on your address to them

Posted: Monday Dec 24, 2007 8:56 am
by ryan
You`d better pass em on to goatsby- my career as the local stud is over :(