Munkey
I think there may be some issue with your cuurent brewing methods which is OK. We all started somewhere.
One thing I like about this site is there are also some really cool recipies and some solid brewing advice outside the forum but on site. Pick an easy recipie to have a start with.
All in all here is my recommendations for a start.
1. Buy a starter kit. This amounts to a plastic primary, a glass secondary, air lock and bung, syphon hose, sanitizer. (If I've missed anything folks please speak up). Some will say hydrometer, I say take or leave.
2. Buy a beer kit like a Coopers Nut Brown seeing your tastes lie that way You have the malts already. Get a pot that can handle about 12 L water, you will need the room in the pot.
3. Mix your malts in about 6-8 L hot water from the tap (beer kit + 1 kg malt). Bring to a boil, (this is just me) for about 15 min. Dump in your sanitized plastic primary, then fill to the 23 L mark with cold water. Pitch your yeast (barm your yeast man, barm it) and keep warm say 60-70 deg F
4. Ferment for about 3 days. You will see a yeast cap build on your mixture. When it disappears transfer using sanitized syphon to sanitized glass secondary.
5. Let it ferment out, beer will clear, bubbling in airlock will stop, beer will clear, say two weeks give or take.
6. Sanitize your bottles, transfer beer to sanitized primary, add 200 gm (got it right today) dextrose or malt to some hot water to dissolve then dump carefully into primary with beer (this is bulk priming). Syphon your beer to the bottle leaving some headspace say 3/4 in or so. 23 litres will do 43 or so 500 ml bottles
7. wait two weeks and enjoy.
Now that is pretty elementary and there is a much more to it than that. Some here will tell you I don't have it right either which is fine, Everyone has their own opinion, mine is normally right though
Take for example Oliver (got to pick on someone), he never bulk primes but he loves his homebrew as much as anyone else and he does a good job with it to by the sounds of things.
There are all sorts of Books out there to that will help you out to but truthfully you have to dig the info out, Brew and experiment.
Hope this helps
Now. I have procrastinated enough. I am having a Beer
Dogger
"Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religous fanatic talk about the day he saw the light" Ross Murray, Montreal Gazette