Oh please good Dr can't you see mine are named after the style too? You just need to look into it a bit more thats all
Dildo-Amarillo ale-Well its an Amarillo ale but my drunk cuz called it Armadildo......that got shortened to Dildo of course and its stuck. Many facebook updates have since read..."Spent a night at the brewery and had 8 dildos in me by the time I left"
Benson-OK its slightly inappropriate but anyone remember the 80's sitcom of the same name? Dark beer of course.
Polygamy-APA-Well we couldn't stop at one....
Budgie Smuggler-APA-OK had nothing to do with style but made a bbq and we are all roadies and hence budgie smugglers.
Rommel-Doppelbock-Who else is more likely to be a dark German? Erwin Rommel that lead the Africa corps in WWII who cooked in the hot climate and had a great tan.
Thrush-Belgian wheat-Well the American wheat is called Schmut(A rude word for some) This is a funkier belgian version. Its a funky schmut.
Schmut-American Wheat-schmutziges Spülwasser (German for dirty dishwater) Just like it looks...Got shortened to Schmut though.
St Chad-Dark strong Belgian-What else could it be but a Belgian.
Daddy Dubbel-Belgian Dubbel-Again the style is in the name and I made it with my father in law.
Old Mac-Saison-Its a farmhouse ale...
Landlord-Obviously landlord-Not to style but more a clone that tells you what beer it is
Bismark-German Lager-Its a German that goes down well. Just the ship itself in the north sea.
Funky monk-Belgian Trippel-Again is HAS to be a Belgian..
People don't even bother to ask for beers like a porter anymore....they simply shout "Got any of that Benson on tap?"
As you can see its all pretty obvious......
In any case if Alan is reading this he will go with my defence of.....Brendan is to blame..