Buffalo Theory of Beer

earle · Post by **earle** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 12:57 pm

Saw this at the local last night. As I read it I got a bit worried but it turns out all right in the end.

BUFFALO THEORY OF BEER

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

Earle

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 1:49 pm

Cull the weak!

lethaldog · Post by **lethaldog** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 2:48 pm

I love theories like this, i dont feel so bad about downing a keg

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 2:54 pm

In one go?

Not even Boonie (the real one) could do THAT!

DarkFaerytale · Post by **DarkFaerytale** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 2:57 pm

i dunno whats a keg worth? 50-60 pots? thats an easy 24 hour flight to england

-Phill

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 3:01 pm

No, I was talking literally in one go. Stick head under tap, and start sucking...

lethaldog · Post by **lethaldog** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 5:21 pm

Is that a challenge

Chris ill tell the missus it was your idea whilst getting my stomach pumped

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 8:03 pm

Get a Pluto Gun, it's easier on the neck. Also, back the dispense pressure off to about 2psi.

A Corny is about 44 schooners.

Cheers,
Greg

rahne · Post by **rahne** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 8:40 pm

you'll be knocked off you head. get me a pub keg and i'm in

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Friday Jun 15, 2007 8:56 pm

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gregb wrote:Get a Pluto Gun, it's easier on the neck. Also, back the dispense pressure off to about 2psi.

A Corny is about 44 schooners.

Cheers,
Greg

In one go

Boonie (The real one) did manage more than 50 Schooners, but on a flight. He hopped off and ordered another schooner at the airport, seriously

The Buffalo theory is also from one of my favourite shows of all time...................Cheers, and yes it was Norm who quoted it

Cheers

Boonie (Not the real one)

DarkFaerytale · Post by **DarkFaerytale** » Saturday Jun 16, 2007 7:26 am

thank you boonie it was really annoying me that i couldn't remember where i had heard it befor. from cheers of course, gotta love that show

-Phill

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Saturday Jun 16, 2007 7:41 am

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Cheers,
Greg

Boonie · Post by **Boonie** » Saturday Jun 16, 2007 8:46 am

Boonie wrote: The Buffalo theory is also from one of my favourite shows of all time...................Cheers, and yes it was Norm who quoted it

Cheers

Boonie (Not the real one)

I mean Cliff Clavin (Cliffy) was explaining it TO Norm

Cheers

Boonie