The First Batch
About ten years ago I was given a homebrew kit as a birthday present. In my excitment, I gave it a burl without really much regard for the instructions and the end result was a disaster. I suspect it was a combination of a cheap, low quality kit and my haste. I was put off the experience for years...

The Second Batch
A recent trip to Europe, though, has really opened my eyes to the joy of beer. Tasting Czech pilsners on-tap in Prague, or German Hefewiesen in the heart of Berlin was true delight. It reminded me how cr@p the average Australian beer is (ie, VB) and got me thinking about making some brews customised to my own palate.
So I picked up a Coopers Pilsner, some dextrose and DME and patiently brewed a batch. It turned out to be another disaster. I don't think the Pilsner actually came with a lager yeast, because the instructions suggested a fermenting temperature of around 20C (which I would have though was too high). I didn't mind, because Winter had been unseasonably warn up until then... but of course, a cold snap hit, the fermenting stalled. I wasn't sure what to do, so I gave it a bit of a slosh to shake things up and moved it to a warmer location. Nothing really changed, except that a mold has started to grow in the airlock. I'm not sure what that is all about, but I think I can say the batch is a write-off.
The Third Batch
I picked up a Coopers Bavarian Lager. Recommended fermenting temperatures are lower, so I'm happy about that. I decided to do a smaller batch this time... I guess to save on ingredients... or perhaps it is some misguided attempt to minimise how silly I feel about tipping 23L of bad beer down a sink. I'm the only drinker in the house, anyway, so a 13L batch will last a reasonable time anyway.
So far, it is fermenting away nicely at around 18C. SG was in the expected range at around 1.052 so I was pleased at that. The smell coming from the airlock is quite nice, too. I think by the weekend it should be ready to rack to a secondary... which I wasn't originally planning on doing, but I think I want to try and get this baby right... so I'll be off to the shops on the weekend to buy another fermenter.
*whew* This is getting to be a long post. Stick with me guys, cos here come a few questions.
1. Can anyone recommend a good home brew supply shop in the Eastern suburbs of Melbourne? I've been to Grain and Grape, and yes, they are excellent... but they are in the West, and consequently over an hour away. I've checked the yellowpages, but some personal experiences would be nice.
2. Has anyone used the brew calculator in the Brewcraft website?
http://www.liquorcraft.com.au/wawcs0113 ... ators.html
It's very simple, but helped me scale down the ingredients for my small batch and it's recommended SG was spot on. Does anyone have a copy of these calculators in a standalone (ie, non-web) version?
3. Bunnings had some food-grade, plastic buckets for sale a few days ago. I passed them by because, although they had lids they were not airtight. In retrospect they would have been excellent for bulk priming. This leads me to two questions;
(a) How much sugar should be used in bulk priming? At 3gms per 375ml bottle, a 12L batch (assuming 1L lost to the dregs) is 32 bottles, or 96gm. This doesn't seem like very much... is it correct?
(b) How easy is it to attach a tap onto the Bunnings bucket? It doesn't come with one by default, but I have a couple of standard taps... I figure I can just drill a wide enough hole but will need something to actually screw over the thread of the tap on the other side. Any advice?
4. Any recommendations on a really simple Wheat Beer? What temperatures do they normally brew at? They are usually regarded as a summer beer, so can I assume I'll need to wait until the warmer months to ferment?
Ok... that'll probably do for the time being. Thanks in advance guys. Fingers crossed that I'll actually get a batch bottled and drinkable in the next week or so, so I can actually call myself a homebrewer
