Parents/wives/girlfriends finding your porn

[goatsby]

LOL here is a topic from another list pretty funny thought you might get a laugh over it cheers

anyway heres mine

My mate Gerry and myself where asked to attend our local priest Father O'******'s garden as he was in hospital with pancreitis. We had to mow the lawn and weed the garden on a scorching hot Mallee day.

It got too hot and we decided to have a break in the garden shed attached to the garage. As there were no seats we had to find something to sit on , in the far corner under the workbench there was a old steel esky, that would be ok to sit on, but it had a handle on the lid , I suggested to Gerry to turn the lid upside down as that would be more comfortable as he did we made a startling discovery about 30 Health and Efficiency magazines where inside the esky.

Excited about our discovery we took the lot, since porn is at a premium in a small Mallee town, the newsagent knew everyone and it was virtually impossible to obtain. Exicited over all of this we couldnt wait to tell our mates at school!!.

Anyway all our schoolmates used to go around to Gerry's place during school lunch time and read our new found literature. This all went well till one day Gerry's mum forgot her tatts ticket and came home during lunch. The house had one of those stupid sliding doors which meant anyone was inside before we could hear them. Anyway she sprung the whole lot of us (5 of us) around the kitchen table reading H & E's. "why arn't you at school??, what are you reading??"

Anyway it all got out, Gerrys father gave him a flogging for reading filth, and a extra flogging for lying saying that they were Father O'******"s. Gerry's parents went on a bit of a crusade to all our parents, they came around with the H &E's at my place and I got a flogging from my parents. I retreated to my room and both my and gerry's parents sat at the kitchen table reading the H & E's cover to cover saying things like "disgusting, the filth' till about midnight. Poor Maso copped the worse, Gerry's parents went to his parents who were lutheran church elders and it was too much for them. He was sent to a christian boarding school the next year.

Basically in a small Mallee town they make mountains out a molehill, in the city this will barely rate. The headmaster found out and we were banned from leaving the school premises during school hours and had to do chores like picking up rubbish at lunch times.

Looking back on the incident these days it seems pretty funny , it wasnt then though.LOL

Society has changed a lot since then In the 70s if you said you nicked porn from a priest you will be called a liar and get flogged, nowadays its a case of "how many did he have" LOL

[r.magnay]

Should make a movie of that goatsby, bloody good yarn!!!

[anti-fsck]

I went to a Catholic college in my younger days. The teaching priests all had cells - sort of offices and quiet retreats combined - lined up along one wall. The guy who ran the school's pornography rental scheme was good enough to donate all his pre-loved magazines to a group of us. We'd get the most decent pics out of the mags (you know, the ones from the pages that weren't stuck together, rubbed away and so on), soak them in water, and stick them on the priests' cell windows.
C'mon, we were teenagers, and you have to share the love around ...

[undercover1]

I should imagine some of them stuck to the windows by themselves...jeez you catholic boys had a tough time of it. What with scrambling round looking for porn with one hand and fending off priests with the other, it's no wonder you never got hold of any girls.
I was lucky- I went to Melbourne High, & we had two connections with two nearby girls' schools- MacRobertson (usually brainy and often cute) & Melbourne Girls Grammar (usually cute & often with rich daddies)

[tyrone]

I didn't have to get caught ,with four brothers someone always had something stashed somewhere and for some reason I always got the blame.Probely had something to do with getting caught with the redhead across the road when I was 14

[Dogger Dan]

Yeh, Keep bragging

Dogger

[Hillbilly]

What was he's name?

[tyrone]

Yea good on you guys Go get more beer and pick on a fosters drinker

[Stangas]

LOL.. reminds me the time i got me old man in the shit.. he had his little collection.. that i found..

anyway.. i was flicking through one one day when me mum can into the house.. i quickly threw the mag under the oldies bed and ran.

That night i heard mum going off at me dad for having this filth under the bed.. he just wore it thou.. he knew what was going on..

Nothing more was said... i had a chuckle tho

[Oliver]

Another reason I love the Mozilla Firefox browser: with v1.5 you can set it to clear all traces of internet activity (history, cache, passwords, cookies, download history) when you close the browser.

Talk about peace of mind

IE users beware: a longstanding bug in IE means that even if you click "Clear history", the history may not actually be cleared, meaning the next person to use the browser may be able to see exactly what you've been up to. I speak from experience!

Oliver

[tyrone]

You too ay?There is a piece of freewhare called ccleaner that removes all traces of internet activity from Firefox as well as exploder.Does other useful things too.

[Oliver]

With FF 1.5 you don't need that. It can be set to do it automatically every time you close the browser, or set to ask you if you want to clear everything every time you close it.

Nice.

Oliver

[yardglass]

With FF 1.5 you don't need that. It can be set to do it automatically every time you close the browser, or set to ask you if you want to clear everything every time you close it.

Nice.

Oliver

how do i do that then ?

cheers

[Oliver]

Yardy,

It's only with FF 1.5, which I assume you're using (it's the latest release).

Go Tools > Options and click on the Privacy icon, then click on Settings in the bottom right. Select what you want it to delete (cache, history, etc) at the end of a session, and whether you want a prompt before deleting.

Oliver

[tyrone]

Just be careful upgrading to 1.5 as when I did some of my extensions didn't work and as one of them was a encrypting tool for THOSE bookmarks I had to rollback until the opdate extension is available.Foxytunes is a great extension as it lets you listen to beer music while checking o&g beeripeidea