The world's worst beer?

Pyssedas Heavy Industrial · Tuesday Jan 03, 2006 10:48 am

Yardglass - i can only presume that you have not infact ever attempted to drink re-heated Ocelot urine filtered through a Camel Herder's undies, and let me assure you that it is not something i would recommend, your feelings about the tooheys may well be justifed but you should never go that far.

In particular I point you to the following problems:

1) the "re-heated" nature of the urine leads to many problems. Ocelots being mammals and therefore able to control their body temperature, you will find that fresh "Ocelot wine" [as we call it] should be of a similarly consistent temperature - the re-heating can boil off important volitile oils which do much to give the wine its heady nose - some also suggest that the colour loses something in the reheating process

2) the "filtering" process you describe is actually the reverse of true filtering. True filtering involves removing impurities or particles from a liquid [according to the OCD], the undies you mention sadly normally do the opposite.

PS If you are attempting this recipe at home you should ensure that you indeed get a camel herder's undies and not merely a camel driver, rider or member of a camel caravan

regards
pyssedas

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Tuesday Jan 03, 2006 1:11 pm

Welcome back PHI!

Cheers,
Greg

Pyssedas Heavy Industrial · Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 7:54 am

thank you gregb - we would like to claim that it was something exciting like accidently locking ourselves in our cellar on passification day but the reality is far duller and work related - hopefully we are back now

Kippo · Post by **Kippo** » Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 9:58 am

Dunno if any of yas have heard of a beer called Paddingtons lager, but it tastes like arse. Bought a 6pack of it just to try and believe me i would almost stoop to drinking bourbon over it.

yardglass · Post by **yardglass** » Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 5:26 pm

Kippo wrote: it tastes like arse.

Arse Lager....

got a catchy ring to it.....

Arse Lager....

anyone who doesn't drink it is a bum.

i crack me up...

triumph · Post by **triumph** » Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 7:14 pm

Tastes like arse. thats GOLD....
Arse lager. Not sure I would want to chuck half a dozen Arses in the Esky, then wait an hour so I could crack a cold arse open, and wrap my lips around the Rim... Would VERY much prefer a Labia Lager, or perhaps a Pussy Pilzner....

tyrone · Post by **tyrone** » Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 9:14 pm

I'm sorry as I don't have Olivers constition

I asked the barmaid(all hail she who serves beer) to dump it

tyrone · Post by **tyrone** » Wednesday Jan 04, 2006 9:17 pm

AS cedrik said when cecil caught him with his bum in the freezer..Just something cold for dear

Post by **Oliver** » Wednesday Jan 11, 2006 9:44 am

triumph wrote:Tastes like arse ... Would VERY much prefer a Labia Lager ...

Geoff once made a "Labia Lager", complete with picture from a naughty mag on the label.

Speaking of beer tasting like arse, did anyone see the video going around recently of the guy that gets a beer enema, then expels the liquid into a pint glass and has his mate drink it

?

It was hilarious, but sickening, as you may well imagine. So sickening in fact that one of the blokes present had to go and throw up just from watching it.

Sorry to lower the tone

Oliver

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Wednesday Jan 11, 2006 11:21 am

Nice visual there Oliver

Welcome Back

Leaving again when?

Dogger

flosso · Post by **flosso** » Wednesday Jan 11, 2006 1:06 pm

Oliver wrote:Speaking of beer tasting like arse, did anyone see the video going around recently of the guy that gets a beer enema, then expels the liquid into a pint glass and has his mate drink it ?

Oliver

Yep saw that one - I was silly enough to watch it while eating Weet-bix for breakfast - almost threw up just by watching it.

The Carbonator · Post by **The Carbonator** » Friday Jan 13, 2006 12:00 pm

San Miguel Pilsen

Worst beer in the world.

I actually tipped it out

I have never had to tip out a beer because of the taste, and then I met San Miguel.

Thanks San. Thanks for nothing...

tyrone · Post by **tyrone** » Friday Jan 13, 2006 4:01 pm

Squires india pale ale ;Tasted like a over hopped green disaster.

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Sunday Jun 04, 2006 4:44 pm

Is this (at 9 pages) the longest thread on this forum?

Cheers,
Greg

pacman · Post by **pacman** » Tuesday Jun 06, 2006 9:24 pm

XXXX for me.

Not only will it give you a cracking hangover, it will churn and sour in ones stomach overnight!

If you are unwise enough to indulge in this vile brew, you will find yourself abstaining for several days thereafter.

But many many Queenslanders absolutely love it! And no, they don't find it necessary to abstain for even a day!

What does that tell us?

Are we a bunch of "beer snobs"?

Beerdrinker32 · Post by **Beerdrinker32** » Tuesday Jun 06, 2006 10:38 pm

worst ive had would be tooheys red or forsters

DJ · Post by DJ » Wednesday Jun 07, 2006 8:44 am

tyrone wrote:Squires india pale ale ;Tasted like a over hopped green disaster.

Really? I thought it was fantastic.. or was that because they sent it too me for free?

No, no.. it was a fantastic beer..

mr beer · Post by **mr beer** » Wednesday Jun 14, 2006 6:57 pm

The worst I've ever tasted was sold as a premium at Norton in Carlton, I don't know what the real definition of a premium beer is but I'm sure this didn't meet the criteria, NEAVER try a beer called PISS it tastes just like its name.

PISS, it would taste better when it comes out into the urinal!
http://www.pi55.com/

The best beer i ever tasted was the cheapest, south pacific larger, tried it in Papua New Guinea, after a 40deg 9hour hike to an airstrip halfway up a f---ing mountain. It tasted like pure bliss. I would love to find this beer in Aus, but I would be scared that it would not be as good as I remember it, as even a PISS could have tasted drinkable that day!

SP LARGER, NEW GUINEA BUETIFUL LAND GREAT BEER.
http://www.sp.com.pg/sp_lager.html

Beerdrinker32 · Post by **Beerdrinker32** » Friday Jun 23, 2006 12:17 am

tooheysred is pretty foul, tipped a few out cause i needed the bottles

everyones bagging VB which i also hate but what about melbourn bitter? not sure about bintang? always so thirsty in bali i have no choice.seems to have some heavy chemicals in there

actually im voting tooheys red,put her on the list fellas

Beerdrinker32 · Post by **Beerdrinker32** » Friday Jun 23, 2006 12:23 am

shizenbrau could also be a contender? will let it round out for another month

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