Some jokes for ya

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 10:37 pm

Hey Grab,

I heard that one but it was with a Tiger

Dogger

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Tuesday Jan 24, 2006 11:37 pm

Dogger Dan wrote:Hey Grab,

I heard that one but it was with a Tiger

Dogger

Tiger, what cereal you eating over there Dogger???

Dogger Dan · Post by **Dogger Dan** » Wednesday Jan 25, 2006 12:10 am

Frosted Flakes,

Therrrrrrre Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

Dogger

bobbioli · Post by **bobbioli** » Wednesday Jan 25, 2006 1:06 pm

>Hillbilly mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before he comments " its a picture of daddy." He bought the picture but on the way home he remembered his wife lizzy didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn and would look at it from time to time. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these tripsto the barn. So one day after her husband left off to the barn she went to check this out. AS she looked into the glass she fumed," so thats the ugly bitch he's been runnin around with."

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Thursday Jan 26, 2006 10:46 am

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins ? "

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Why ? Do you think they look alike ?"

"No", he replies " I just can't believe you got laid twice

Tipsy · Post by **Tipsy** » Friday Jan 27, 2006 7:51 pm

Three reps walk into a bar, one from Lion Nathan, one from CUB, the last from Coopers. The LN rep asks for a lovely cold Tooheys Red, the CUB rep asks for a beautifully crisp VB. The Coopers rep orders a coke. "Well if you two aren't drinking beer either will I."

grabman · Post by **grabman** » Saturday Jan 28, 2006 10:01 am

A Blondes Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!