New Citizenship Test - It is Australia Day after all!!

[grabman]

New Australian Citizenship Test

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

2. When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.


4. How many beers in a slab?

5. Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but no I don't agree"?

6. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers


7. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:

a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?


8. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

9. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

10. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?


11. Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

12. Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?


17. If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?


18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?


21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?

a) 1993
b)1997
c) 2001 or
d 2005?


22. What is someone is more likely to die of.

1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?


23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....


26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?


28. Is it best to take a sick day on:

a) When the cricket's on?
b) When the cricket's on?
c) When the cricket's on?


29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

33. A "Hoppoate" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?


34. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

35. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

36. What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate?
b) Maate?
c) Maaaaaaate?


37. Best Aussie name is what?

a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza


38. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

[goatsby]

New Australian Citizenship Test

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Mmmm havnt tried this for a while got a Xc falcon ute and preston the kelpie the most ive had is 4 slabs(fishing trip) possibly more due to ecomonic circumstances and roadworthy certificate

2. When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?

Beer first ice on top

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

A. I live in inland australia seafood is still considered dodgy especially imported prawns and those seafood imitation meat They are from asia where you cant be certain the workers wash their hands after going to the throne


4. How many beers in a slab?
24 or 30 but beers in 30 packs are RS ie Hahn Ice Tooheys REd VB

5. Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but no I don't agree"?

Yes and no

6. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers

B. Alf


7. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:

a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

A once or twice

8. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

This is a trick question it should be SHOOT three of the daddo brothers
One is andrew I think a greasy haired weirdo anmd freak I dont know the others but they all look the fuggin same

9. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Bon Scott

10. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

D

11. Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

Yes

12. Would you eat egg on a pizza?

No

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

36

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

4 stubbys

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

Charecters from Neighbours

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

B

17. If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

C

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

Bob Hawke

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

pseudo mullet circa 1988

20. Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

B


21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?

a) 1993
b)1997
c) 2001 or
d 2005?

2005 advanced hair studios they have overcome their Dennis lillee mishap


22. What is someone is more likely to die of.

1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?


3

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

Twice

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

Yes

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....


26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

Beer , Stubby Holder, Esky , Lamb Chops , Tomato sauce(yourpreferred
one)

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

A

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:

a) When the cricket's on?
b) When the cricket's on?
c) When the cricket's on?

Neither the day between a pub;lic holiday on tuesday or thursday

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Polar bear

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

The Name

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

Dont know

32. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

33. A "Hoppoate" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

B and C
34. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

Spew

35. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

Yes

36. What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate?
b) Maate?
c) Maaaaaaate?

stages of pissedness

37. Best Aussie name is what?

a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

C

38. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

Fair dinkum


Must have passed this test for sure!!!

[db]

the original singer for AC/DC was Dave Evans:

http://www.daveevans.au.com/

& i can understand why they sacked him & hired their roadie Bon

[The Carbonator]

5. Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but no I don't agree"?

yes iunderstand, but no


7. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:

a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

as often as necessary

8. Name three of the Daddo brothers.
cameron, andrew, lauchy



11. Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

No

12. Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Yes

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

54


19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

mullet circa 1988 - me too!!


22. What is someone is more likely to die of.

1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?


4

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

18 hundred times

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

Yes- but it sucks!!!

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
Middies are for girls

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

speedos

32? whats this mean?
a) Mate?
b) Maate?
c) Maaaaaaate?

A) c'mon
b) c'mooon
c) c'moooooooooooon!!!!



Must have passed this test for sure!!!

[The Carbonator]

the original singer for AC/DC was Dave Evans:

http://www.daveevans.au.com/

& i can understand why they sacked him & hired their roadie Bon

Glad they went with Bon

[Simo]

New Australian Citizenship Test

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
I've got a hilux but I'll say 5.


2. When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?
bit of ice on the bottom, beer, majority of ice on top.

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

C for us on the coast


4. How many beers in a slab?
24...30 in a cube

5. Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but no I don't agree"?
"Yes I understand but no I don't agree"

6. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers
B

7. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:

a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?
B...which tends to be similar to C

8. Name three of the Daddo brothers.
Quite possibly before my time but I know there's an andrew and a grease ball or 2.

9. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
Dave Evans....*shudder*

10. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
D,D,D

11. Would you eat pineapple on pizza?
If it was free

12. Would you eat egg on a pizza?
yes

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
52

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
haven't lived in QLD since i was 6...but I'll say 8 seeing as it's in a Torana.

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?
Neighbors...horrid horrid show.

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
Our of those options it'd be B

17. If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
B...and possibly sell my story to some shitty current affairs show (then buy beer with the money)


18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
NO idea but I'd say Hawke

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
no

20. Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
B

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?

a) 1993
b)1997
c) 2001 or
d 2005?
Did it ever look good?

22. What is someone is more likely to die of.

1) Red Back Spider
2) Great White Shark
3) Victorian Police Officer
4) King Brown Snake
5) Your missus after a big night
6) Dropbear?
6...only after being chased by 5 and 3 into suitable terrain.

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
Once and once only

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?
F'n oath

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....
do i really nee to explain??...sonds like effort. All i'll say is 3rd umpire shouldn't be used for LBW.

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
beer, esky, stubby holder, assorted meats (unless it's provided), tennis balls for backyard cricket.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?
A

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:

a) When the cricket's on?
b) When the cricket's on?
c) When the cricket's on?
is there ever a bad day?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
The 2nd coolest Polar bear to ever enter civilisation

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
very very little

31. What are Budgie smugglers?
Speedo's

32. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
who did what now?

33. A "Hoppoate" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
C, B

34. What does having a 'chunder' mean?
Munt, hearl, spew, throw-up, vomit, etc.

35. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
There were other options??

36. What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate?
b) Maate?
c) Maaaaaaate?

a: casual referal to a friend
b: "it's been a while, how are ya?"/"what ya do that for?"
c: "haven't seen ya for AGES, what's crackin?"

37. Best Aussie name is what?

a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza
out of them....C or D if you drop the 'h'

38. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

[db]

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
Once and once only

Simo, nice work i'd be up for a bbq at yours anytime
it kills me to watch someone continually turning a steak on a bbq... esp if i have to eat it.

[Mewshew]

I'll give it a go, this being the first hour of my 20th Birthday and all.

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

N/A, wouldn't drive a Falcon Ute, but I'll go with 6. The dog can stand on the beer.

2. When packing an Esky, do you put the ice or the beer in first?

Ice, beer, ice in that order.

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

Going by this last Christmas, it was B at lunchtime and A for dinner.

4. How many beers in a slab?

24 (not enough)

5. Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but no I don't agree"?

I understand but don't agree.

6. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

Alf

7. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages:

I'd be better suited to answer this one after my party tonight, but I'll go with B.

8. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Andrew, Dickhead, and the one on that wanky U.S disaster show.

9. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Before my time.

10. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

I vote for e) Drinking beer at a mates place then dragging a bin and a bat down to the river to play cricket with your drunken yobbo mates. (no coastline near here)


11. Would you eat pineapple on pizza?

Not if I ordered it.

12. Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Yep (unless it;s still runny, happened once on an Aussie from Eagle Boys).

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

52.

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

Depends who's driving and how cold the beer is. I'll go with 6.

My mate: "four six packs and two left over, after that they won't let you have anymore in the back of the ambulance."

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

I don't know.

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

I apply pie to my tomato sauce.

17. If the police raided your home would you:

I dislike Radio Shock Jocks as much as I dislike the police (probably more in fact). I'll go with A and possibly C just to take the piss.

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

I'll go with Whitlam, he had a mouth on him.

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

Nope, had some close calls but always got it cut in time.

20. Thongs are:

Footwear

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?

His beer gut always caught my eye, who cares about hit hair.

22. What is someone is more likely to die of.

Dropbear.

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

Once or twice, I like mine well done.

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

Yep. Did it not one hour ago in fact.

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

No idea. LBW I could do but I can't be f*cked. Not big on cricket.

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

Beer, Esky, Ice, Bottle opener, Stubby holder.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

Ponting

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:

I would say 'whenever'.

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Polar Bear.

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

Pot's bigger.

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

Had no idea until I read the other posts here.

32. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

Nope.

33. A "Hoppoate" is:

C. I don't want to describe that as "Australian"

34. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

Spewin'

35. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

Non compehendre.

36. What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate? "Can't remember your name."
b) Maate? "Havn't seen you in a while."
c) Maaaaaaate? "Christ I'm pissed and I love you all."

37. Best Aussie name is what?

B, and "Robbo"

38. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

Truly Australian.

[Shaun]

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Answers so far. 6, 5, 4

Do any of you now what a ute is? or are you answering for a Mighty Boy?

I have had about 15-20 milk crates full of tallies (all full of homebrew) and a dog in mine.

Now let's get real with this answer.

[gregb]

Doesn't the dog ride in the passenger seat?

Cheers,
Greg

[Simo]

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Answers so far. 6, 5, 4

Do any of you now what a ute is? or are you answering for a Mighty Boy?

I have had about 15-20 milk crates full of tallies (all full of homebrew) and a dog in mine.

Now let's get real with this answer.

I'm assuming they can only be one deep as the tornau cover won't be able to be put on to stop the top layer (if stacked 2 high) flying out the back because of the dog.
As of yesterday arvo I know the hilux can get 10 bags of ice and 4 slabs in the back with room to spare.
DB, you missed out on yesterday! 50 sausages, 40 lamb chops, 30 steaks, 30 hamburgers!

[Dogger Dan]

1. Cargo space in a Ute is some 2.2 by 1.8 metres with a depth of 41 cm.

So I can get 4 across by 4 deep

So 16 slabs, (those are bottles) me liking cans and I can store those on the side that would lead to 24 slabs in the back give or take. Plenty of room for the dog.

2. Beer, Ice.

3. Don't realy care as long as there is a lot

4. Equivelent to our 24

5. I understand but I don't agree

6. Not sure but my Father said struth years ago being from Yorkshire. My Uncle now says flamin dingo

7. After each stuby

8. Andrew, Andrews Brother, Andrews other Brother

9. Dave Evans

10. If we can allow cricket to be like baseball then answer d

11. Absolutely give it a go with ham and hot peppers. Awesome. By the way, I would have ordered it wouldn't I?

12. Absolutely especially if I can have pineapple and hot peppers with some bacon, and ofcourse, wouldn't I have ordered it?

13. Not enough

14. With Fox and Dogger in the vehicle a slab

15. Jason Donovan and Kylie

16 I don't, I know how it is made and I know some people who make it.

17. None of the above. I understand a few beers work to deter them.

18. Don't care, I can likely do it faster although good for them for trying. Our PM's just smoke dope but don't inhale. I do belive though that it was Hawkie though

19. No

20. They can be both a and b depending who you are talking to.

21. They all sucked but the Missus left him in 2005

22. The drop bear if I am still here in Canada. Otherwise it would be the Police

23. 3, 3 minutes a side. Put Q on high, heat the q as high as it can go. Put on the steak on knock the Q to low. after 3 mins flip, after 3 mins flip again putting it 90 degrees to the original placement ( puts in the grill marks) and flip again rotating 90 degrees for three minutes. I know you guys like once only but try this on out

24. No but I can sing Waltzing Matilda and 6 White Boomers along with Barrets Privavateers

25. Nope, would take to long

26 Beer, Steak, Designated Driver, Beer and Steak

27. Does Cricket really matter? If it does then it is Ponting who was the first person to score a ton in both innings of his 100th test (wasn't that against South Africa)

28. Any day is a good day to be sick, unless you are in Sydney where it will be raining

29. Polar Bear

30. Nada

31. Dick Togs or Speedos, Something I won't be seen in.

32. Shit you spoiled the ending.

33 Smell my finger

34 Power Spew, Technicolour Yawn.

35. Hills Hoist except for the smell and the grey galv it left

36 Degrees of Danger

37 Shazza the Bogan

38 ridgy didge



How did Dogger make out?

Dogger

[gregb]

You could pass for an Aussie with those answers. How's your accent?

All you gotta do is call the Federal Minister for Immigration 'a fat slag' and your in.

Where'd you learn that stuff?

Cheers,
Greg

[Rubber.Piggy]

New Australian Citizenship Test

1. Haven't got a ute, but you can fit 15 into a Proton Satria and still have room for the dog on the front seat

2. Ice first (ice last too)

3. c)

4. 24

5. "Yes and no"

6. I'm sure I would now if i watched TV

7. a)

8. Andrew...

9. ...

10. d)

11. Yes

12. Yes

13. ...>50 i think

14. About a slab per person

15. I'm sure Kylie must be one of them

16. b)

17. I live in Victroria so I would be going to the mogue

18. ...

19. When I was in primary school

20. b)

21. e) (none of the above)

22. 3) (see Q17)


23. ONCE!!!!!

24. Yes

25. For f--- sake!! if you don't get it get the f--- out!!!

26. Beer, Ice, Esky, BBQ, Meat

27. a)

28. a)

29. Polar bear

30. Where you come from

31. swimmers/speedos

32. Molly died??

33. ...

34. Spewing up (generally after too mcuh grog)

35. Always the Hills Hoist

36. What do the following terms mean:

a) Do you want a beer??
b) You sure you don't want a beer??
c) Take this beer before I pour it down your throat

37. c)

38. Tip top

I think there are a couple missing though, make it a round 40 Qs...

39. On Australia day you are required to eat:
a) Kangaroo
b) Roast Beef
c) Lamb
d) Prawns

40. An aceptable temperature to consume beer at it:
a) >10 deg
b) 10 - 5 deg
c) 5 - 0 deg
d) <0 deg

[Tipsy]

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Answers so far. 6, 5, 4

Do any of you now what a ute is? or are you answering for a Mighty Boy?

I have had about 15-20 milk crates full of tallies (all full of homebrew) and a dog in mine.

Now let's get real with this answer.

A real aussie would be driving a holden ute

[Boozer]

For what its worth, (well it's amused me for a while anyway ), here's my Top 3 quotes from the Austalian Citizenship Test:

In third place I have a quote from Shaun:

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Answers so far. 6, 5, 4. Do any of you now what a ute is? or are you answering for a Mighty Boy?

Spot on Shaun, must be a load of city boys in here eh??

My Runner Up quote is from Simo:

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

Once and once only

Maaaaaate, I hear ya on that one!!! So very true blue of ya

My pick for "Quote of the Quiz" goes to Rubber Piggy for this gem!!!

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

For f--- sake!! if you don't get it get the f--- out!!!

Mate Maaate Maaaaaate, that's a classic!!! You had me in stitches Stuff like that should be part of the curriculum for kids in primary school

[Simo]

yay for recognition!

[Rubber.Piggy]

My pick for "Quote of the Quiz" goes to Rubber Piggy for this gem!!!

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

For f--- sake!! if you don't get it get the f--- out!!!

Mate Maaate Maaaaaate, that's a classic!!! You had me in stitches Stuff like that should be part of the curriculum for kids in primary school

And they should be forced to repeat the year until they know it

[Iron-Haggis]

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

Answers so far. 6, 5, 4

Do any of you now what a ute is? or are you answering for a Mighty Boy?

I have had about 15-20 milk crates full of tallies (all full of homebrew) and a dog in mine.

Now let's get real with this answer.

A real aussie would be driving a holden ute

Was just about to say that Tipsy. I think the real answer to that would have to be not enough