By way of explanation of the wacky subject - a friend's asked me the other day if I'd like him to save bottles for me. I politely declined the offer of 330/375mL jobs suggesting that king browns (750mL glass bottles) would be welcome if he had any of those.
He went home and asked his father about same, who replied that he's got some 400 or so bottles stashed on a farm about 2 hours outside of Perth from when he used to brew.
So, they're all ten or so years old and probably covered in dust, but are all crown seal jobs with no thread, so they seal nicely with a bench capper.
I'm not mad keen on dragging 400 dusty brown bottles back to my garage, but as these things tend to happen, I've been presented with the ultimatum - they're mine so long as I take the lot Neutral
So it sounds like we'll head out there with a station wagon to fetch them and then break off what I want

I'm happy for the rest to go to good homes - can I get a show of hands if you're nearby Perth and interested in a couple of dozen bottles ?
Cheers,
d
[moved this from The Bargain Bin, as this section has the 'give stuff away' bit in the description so I thought it was more appropriate here]