Coopers Lager

[Emo]

I've got a BBQ coming up in a few weeks with some friends so I thought that I'd kill two birds with one stone, get rid of a tin of Coopers Lager I've got and brew some beer for the BBQ. Most of the people are VB drinkers so I reckon they'll be easy to please.

How does this sound?


1 x tin Cooper lager
1kg of LDME
1kg of brewing sugar that came with the Lager tin
Yeast that came with the tin
25gm Hallertau hops.


The brew calculator predicts 7% alcohol which should keep them happy

[lethaldog]

not sure how drinkable it will be in three weeks considering you havent even brewed it yet, id get rid of the brewing sugar but the rest looks ok

[Emo]

I've actually got until the 19th November so although time is still tight, not as bad. I chucked in both the malt and dextrose.

It's now in the fermenter.

[lethaldog]

Coopers brewing sugar isnt dextrose its sucrose mixed with maltodextrin, could be a bit cidery if drinking so quickly especially

[Tipsy]

If its for VB drinkers I'd get rid of the hops.

[Colexis2]

If they are VB drinkers I would add some strychnine.
Make sure you don't drink it, and dispose of the bodies.
3 less VB drinkers brings me closer to my goal.

[lethaldog]

If they are VB drinkers I would add some strychnine.
Make sure you don't drink it, and dispose of the bodies.
3 less VB drinkers brings me closer to my goal.

[Boonie]

If they are VB drinkers I would add some strychnine.
Make sure you don't drink it, and dispose of the bodies.
3 less VB drinkers brings me closer to my goal.

21 a week Is this your goal?

Best disposal method??.....

[blandy]

You'd think the VB would do the killing for you, but these people must be more immune than I believed.

[Colexis2]

Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.

[Boonie]

Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.

You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter

[lethaldog]

Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.

You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter

BLASFEMY, you wasted good beer

[Boonie]

Carpet, rocks & a bridge.
Only 1 per carpet (this is a must).
To continue look through the VB drinker's phone, I've found that VB drinkers
hang around in groups.
Together this forum can achieve the ultimate dream.

You will blow my computer up with comments like that.......after I spat beer all over the laptop from laughter

BLASFEMY, you wasted good beer

I can get the tongue inbetween the keys + I found that half a Burger Ring that I dropped last night Just kidding

[OldBugman]

I can get the tongue inbetween the keys + I found that half a Burger Ring that I dropped last night Just kidding

Try explain that one to the misses, "I swear I wasnt having cyber!"

[lethaldog]

I can get the tongue inbetween the keys + I found that half a Burger Ring that I dropped last night Just kidding

Try explain that one to the misses, "I swear I wasnt having cyber!"

On both counts