Worst beer review of all time?

Post by **Oliver** » Saturday Dec 22, 2007 3:04 pm

... and Geoff and I thought we were scathing in some of our reviews!

http://www.salient.org.nz/columns/beer/ ... f-the-year

Cheers,

Oliver

Heals · Post by **Heals** » Saturday Dec 22, 2007 3:35 pm

Hahaha, burned.

gregb · Post by **gregb** » Saturday Dec 22, 2007 5:33 pm

the article in question wrote:On a positive note, it certainly gives your gag reflex a good workout.

Classic.

If I want caffeine I'll have an espresso. For all its merits, C8H10N4O2 has no place in beer.

the article in question wrote:...my unofficial tasting panel complained bitterly about getting free beer.

Cheers,
Greg

bolwell · Post by **bolwell** » Sunday Dec 23, 2007 4:59 pm

Obviously they haven't tasted Millers Chill. That would have to be very close to the top of anyones worst beer list. The alarm bells started to sound when the girly in the bottleshop said to me that she doesn't like beer but that was really nice.

Danis · Post by **Danis** » Sunday Dec 23, 2007 5:22 pm

bolwell wrote:Obviously they haven't tasted Millers Chill. That would have to be very close to the top of anyones worst beer list. The alarm bells started to sound when the girly in the bottleshop said to me that she doesn't like beer but that was really nice.

My brother drinks that stuff. I was going to try some, but on second thoughts...

Iron-Haggis · Post by **Iron-Haggis** » Sunday Dec 23, 2007 9:48 pm

I had a customer tell me that Miller Chill was the best beer he has ever tasted. I'm just hoping it's the only beer he has ever tasted.

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Sunday Dec 23, 2007 10:38 pm

or that the customer was tasting it with his ass. i imagine the salt and citric acid might make things interesting.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Monday Dec 24, 2007 5:45 am

There was a Millers Chill promotion at one of my locals yesterday. I've never seen so many people decline a free beer.

KEG · Post by **KEG** » Monday Dec 24, 2007 7:41 am

bolwell · Post by **bolwell** » Monday Dec 24, 2007 9:12 am

I'd suggest that everyone invest around $2.50 in one stubbie to see how bad it really is. Nothing like forming your own opinion. You can certainly taste the salt and citrus but rather than giving the "beer" a sharp edge the most prominent taste reminds one of soapy water.

lethaldog · Post by **lethaldog** » Monday Dec 24, 2007 12:22 pm

Just on that description alone i think ill give it a miss, soapy water is not something i really enjoy drinking, couldnt be too good for head either