Internet Dating (need someone to help bottling)

[goatsby]

Has anyone tried internet dating here?

Im thinking about it

Im looking for a MILF who has Liz Hurley's looks and figure and enjoys nude housework and beer can collecting.

Has anyone done this, it may be worth a try but then again I have pretty high standerds!

[earle]

Perhaps you could try replying to some of those spam that are supposed to be from Russian women.

[warra48]

Change your name first, maybe?
Who wants to share a bottling experience with some old GOATsby ???

[earle]

Now I've got a picture in my head of that much parodied scene from the movie ghost with the potters wheel except with bottling beer from a fermenter instead. Aaaargh, get out.

[Tipsy]

I have pretty high standerds!

They can't be that high

[ryan]

Just because he can`t spell doesn`t mean he won`t be a good provider
Anyway goat, I can steer you on to a couple of likely goers from Outer Mongolia that have been pestering me if you`re up to it.
They keep stressing in their emails "looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.}

[Liz E]

...looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.}

Ryan, "jig a jig" is a euphemism for interior decorating.

[Kevnlis]

...looking for man like plenty jig a jig."
{whatever the f### that is.}

Ryan, "jig a jig" is a euphemism for interior decorating.

Painting her walls white I guess?

[Liz E]

Painting her walls white I guess?

Yes Kevnlis, that would be the best-case scenario.

[Pyssedas Heavy Industrial]

Several kind correspondants to my hotmail account have been promising products that will help you impress ladies from Outer Mongolia - let me know if you want me to pass on your address to them

[ryan]

You`d better pass em on to goatsby- my career as the local stud is over