ryan wrote:KEG wrote:ryan wrote:oh right.
Maybe with the new forum renovations on the horizon we could have a Pisstaker Calibrator.
You know, if the rate of taking gets too high, a screaming siren and flashing red lights goes off on your monitor.
Sort of like a nuclear holocaust alarm.

i like it. and a mechanised boxing glove attached to the side, to smack the bugger who dares take the piss on 'ere.
edit: by the way Tipsy, this is my 10th post in here. oh noes!!

A mechanised boxing glove?
A MECHANISED BOXING GLOVE??
That is sheer bloody brilliance! But if I may make so bold...a small improvement?
TWO gloves, one either side, that way if the perpetrator gets cunning and weaves to the left, he cops a roundhouse right. If he weaves to the right, he cops a scorching left hook.
That`ll take the starch out of these Pisstakers

There have been many, many wonderful (sorry, saw Police Academy on the weekend) contributors here.
rwh and Kev would be at the top of the list.........., no particular order after those 2.....Chris, Lethal, gregb, Rysa, Keg, Pale Ale, the perennial stirrer ryan and of course the hop fiend doc

. chris. seems to have fled.
As I have said before, we should have the smartass of the year award..........so far it is between ryan and chris. and given no.2 has left the building, I nominate ryan.

I would normally nominate myself as I am a very sarcastic, smartass bastard, but ryan beats me to the punch on many occasions. He has had me spitting beer at the screen and beer out of the nose on many occasions throughout the year.
Cheers
Boonie
A homebrew is like a fart, only the brewer thinks it's great.
Give me a flying headbutt.......