I`m rich... rich, I tells yer !!

[ryan]

I`m just....... overwhelmed.
Waiting for me this morning was an email to inform me I have won the UK National Lottery and the 500,000 Pounds Sterling is waiting for me to claim. The fact that I never purchased a ticket matters not All I have to do is send my details and collect my half mill.
Now the world is my oyster. No more tightarsing swapping Coopers draught for Morgans to save $5 in Boonies recipe, no more adding sawdust to the homemade sausages to make it go a bit further, no more Crazy Clarks party balloons {$1.20 for 24} cos I couldn`t afford condoms... that`s all over.
First thing up is to notify that hornbag Elsa from Russia that I`m in the chips. Then I`ll send for her and..........wait a minute ..... you don`t think this Lotto thing could be a scam to separate me from a few dollars, do you?


Just because I didn`t have a ticket?

[KEG]

yesterday i got an sms from a good mate of mine who now lives in the newcastle area..

Guess what?? I've just won a competition on Fox FM for a holiday to san francisco! .. I have got $10,000 spending money and I can take 5 friends away with me! I know its quite short notice and I know it quite a distance to travel, but if ur free on feb 28th is there any chance u could put my bin out for me?

[Kevnlis]

Crazy Clarks party balloons {$1.20 for 24} cos I couldn`t afford condoms...

[racer]

Next thing to do is give your bank & pass word details & all your personal info to be eligabal to collect the money.

[ryan]

Next thing to do is give your bank & pass word details & all your personal info to be eligabal to collect the money.

No worries- I`ve already done that.
This is so exciting

[ryan]

yesterday i got an sms from a good mate of mine who now lives in the newcastle area..

Guess what?? I've just won a competition on Fox FM for a holiday to san francisco! .. I have got $10,000 spending money and I can take 5 friends away with me! I know its quite short notice and I know it quite a distance to travel, but if ur free on feb 28th is there any chance u could put my bin out for me?

Boonie could put the bin out, surely?
He lives in Newcastle.

[ryan]

Racer could put it back. He lives there too.

[KEG]

Boonie could put the bin out, surely?
He lives in Newcastle.

naaah, he's in Lake Macquarie

[racer]

I dont even do my own.
Thats the misses job
Just need to finish teaching her how to start the victa

[ryan]

Nothing looks worse than a woman mowing the lawn in her wedding dress because her old man`s too tightarsed to let her buy a decent outfit

[warra48]

Boonie, as the resident forum bank manager, should you not be chasing some of this business??

[ryan]

He won`t be getting my half mill. to look after till I see some credentials, I can tell you now.
He could be on Aust. 10 Most Wanted for all we know

[Boonie]

He won`t be getting my half mill. to look after till I see some credentials, I can tell you now.
He could be on Aust. 10 Most Wanted for all we know

Surely you can trust a Bank Manager.

naaah, he's in Lake Macquarie

... , God's country thanks KEG...I changed it as the people from Australia's Most Wanted were catching up to me.....this has broadened their search

No more adding sawdust to the homemade sausages to make it go a bit further, no more Crazy Clarks party balloons {$1.20 for 24} cos I couldn`t afford condoms... that`s all over.
First thing up is to notify that hornbag Elsa from Russia that I`m in the chips. Then I`ll send for her and..........wait a minute ..... you don`t think this Lotto thing could be a scam to separate me from a few dollars, do you?

That is the funniest post I have ever seen on here.......the condom one had me spitting my coffee on the table, lucky it missed the laptop ryan otherwise you would have been buying me a new one from your winnings.

ryan , were you a comedian in a previous life

Cheers

Boonie

PS...the sarcasm on this site is great, everyone taking the piss, but also we're lucky we have people who can take it too. Funny thing too, Yosemite Sam was on in the background and I could imagine him saying "I'm rich, I'm rich I tells yer!!.

[ryan]

ryan , were you a comedian in a previous life



PS...the sarcasm on this site is great, everyone taking the piss, but also we're lucky we have people who can take it too. Funny thing too, Yosemite Sam was on in the background and I could imagine him saying "I'm rich, I'm rich I tells yer!!.

Actually, I was a hber that used to bulk prime and rack. Then one day I asked myself. ...... you know the rest. And I`ve never stopped appreciating that one moment of sanity

[Liz E]

The thing that worries me is that you guys will be paying a visit to Crazy Clarks before too long to see if these {$1.20 for 24} balloons are actually available.

[warra48]

The thing that worries me is that you guys will be paying a visit to Crazy Clarks before too long to see if these {$1.20 for 24} balloons are actually available.

Even if we promise to still respect you in the morning?

[Liz E]

Even if we promise to still respect you in the morning?

As long as you only look but don't buy.

[ryan]

If the`re only gonna look they can save themselves the trip to Clarks.

And $1.20

[Boonie]

ryan , were you a comedian in a previous life



PS...the sarcasm on this site is great, everyone taking the piss, but also we're lucky we have people who can take it too. Funny thing too, Yosemite Sam was on in the background and I could imagine him saying "I'm rich, I'm rich I tells yer!!.

Actually, I was a hber that used to bulk prime and rack. Then one day I asked myself. ...... you know the rest. And I`ve never stopped appreciating that one moment of sanity

....

Only one moment of sanity?