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James L wrote:Me fail english.... Thats unpossible...
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Kevnlis wrote:
warra48 wrote:Most of the people on this forum have English as their native tongue (and that includes Kevnlis).
It is though, a very different language to the proper "Queens English" and again to what Australia calls English. Correct spelling and grammar here still shocks me at times. I admit without a British spell checker I would "misspell" or "Americanise" (I would have spelt that with a 'z' and the word spelt is not a real word where I come from, the word is 'spelled' where as 'spelt' is wheat to me) many words I type on this forum!

Doc, the 'z' in those words is considered 'proper' in the US, and if you did not use that spelling you would be the one chastised for it... just different sides of the coin IMHO. No offence taken at all ;)
Aussies are just as bad with our colloquialisms and slang but our spelling and pronunciation is for all intents and purposes the same as British English (regional accents not withstanding). I lived in England for 2 years and there are many regions where the language spoken has no resemblance to English. Take the Geordies for instance, I couldn't understand a word they said.

I publish in American journals and am required to Americanise my writing for that. Unfortunately many of their journals are more widely read and respected so i choose to publish there to get a wider audience. I simply switch the spell checker over to 'US' English. I don't like it but I do accept its different.

Not sure what browsers people use to view the forums but with firefox I have a built in spell checker that saves me from too much embarrassment due to my fingers not keeping up with my brain.

I am a grammar nazi though, I was taught to speak correctly (public school education in the country before anyone takes a swipe at me) and that is simply an extension of correct grammar so I am anal about my spelling.
KEG wrote:larger instead of lager...
I really don't understand how people balls this one up but it appear nearly once a day albeit tongue in cheek at times.
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For me, largely correct grammar and spelling in a post shows that the author has given some effort to their writing and so I should give their thoughts some contemplation.

I suspect a lot of people have had great ideas and been dismissed or ignored because they have not been able to communicate them to other people who can refine or finance or develop these ideas...
Very true Spills, some posts are so difficult to read I give up before I get to the point of them and as rwh mentioned, paragraphs help to separate individual points.

Right, off to do some real work instead of picking on peoples grammar. Just be thankful I am not a moderator, this forum would be a very different place! :roll:

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drsmurto wrote:I simply switch the spell checker over to 'US' English. I don't like it but I do accept its different...

I am a grammar nazi though...
;)
drsmurto wrote:Not sure what browsers people use to view the forums but with firefox I have a built in spell checker that saves me from too much embarrassment due to my fingers not keeping up with my brain.
Yes, you can install other dictionaries from here. Then you need to choose which one to use by right clicking on a text entry field and choosing the dictionary to use from the Languages submenu.
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rwh wrote:
drsmurto wrote:I simply switch the spell checker over to 'US' English. I don't like it but I do accept its different...

I am a grammar nazi though...
;)

Even Nazis aren't perfect ...... :shock: 8) :lol:
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drsmurto wrote: Even Nazis aren't perfect ...... :shock: 8) :lol:
But wasn't that the whole point? Are you trying to tell me their entire reason for being was a lie? :P :twisted:
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drsmurto wrote: Just be thankful I am not a moderator, this forum would be a very different place! :roll:
I've thought about it Doc, but the size of the task makes it a little too daunting to contemplate. 'Tis tricky enough keeping threads on topic some days.

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If the Nazis were perfect they would have won.......
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I just found an example of a widely used (more so in speech than in text, and increasingly more common in the youth) word that really irks me. It is the use of 'use' to mean 'you all' or 'everyone as a collective' as in the phrase "Do use think I could use this item in my brewing?". :? :roll:
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blame Jeff Fenech....

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A bit like a good Texan Drawling "Y'awl"...
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I think you`ll find that`s actually "y`all"
Unless it was a saddlemaker looking for a coworkers awl.
As in "Where did you put y`awl?"

Sorry to be pedantic :(
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YA MEAN?
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Yes, unfortunately, I do.
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ryan wrote:...Sorry to be pedantic :(
Funereal.
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Liz E wrote:
ryan wrote:...Sorry to be pedantic :(
Funereal.
Unreal
You remembered :shock:
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James L wrote:YA MEAN?
ryan wrote:Yes, unfortunately, I do.
You mean "unfortunately, I am"?
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Kevnlis wrote:I just found an example of a widely used (more so in speech than in text, and increasingly more common in the youth) word that really irks me. It is the use of 'use' to mean 'you all' or 'everyone as a collective' as in the phrase "Do use think I could use this item in my brewing?". :? :roll:
that one really annoys me too :lol:
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Keg, if I may make so bold- why are you sitting up at 12.42 am. in the morning looking for words that annoy you? :shock:
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At times I have the unfortunate duty to be part of my company's recruiting process.

Recently we have received a number of job applications and C.V.'s from university graduates (Comp Sci & the like) with "SMS" abbreviations in them. Naturally enough these end up in the shredder without a second look.

It astounds me that anyone would think it was acceptable to do this in a job application.

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ryan wrote:Keg, if I may make so bold- why are you sitting up at 12.42 am. in the morning looking for words that annoy you? :shock:
i was doing my usual meandering around, came across some new posts in here.

it was actually 1:42 if i recall - the reason being that it is now 10:18, and i have just woken up (laptop is handy).

i have an 11:30 start for work today :D
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i dont like peoples use of double negatives either....

"He dont know nothing about that"...

If he doesnt know nothing, then he must know something?
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