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Saw this at the local last night. As I read it I got a bit worried but it turns out all right in the end.

BUFFALO THEORY OF BEER

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!


Earle

Cull the weak!

I love theories like this, i dont feel so bad about downing a keg

In one go?

Not even Boonie (the real one) could do THAT!

i dunno whats a keg worth? 50-60 pots? thats an easy 24 hour flight to england

-Phill

No, I was talking literally in one go. Stick head under tap, and start sucking...

Is that a challenge

Chris ill tell the missus it was your idea whilst getting my stomach pumped

Get a Pluto Gun, it's easier on the neck. Also, back the dispense pressure off to about 2psi.

A Corny is about 44 schooners.

Cheers,
Greg

you'll be knocked off you head. get me a pub keg and i'm in

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gregb wrote:Get a Pluto Gun, it's easier on the neck. Also, back the dispense pressure off to about 2psi.

A Corny is about 44 schooners.

Cheers,
Greg

In one go

Boonie (The real one) did manage more than 50 Schooners, but on a flight. He hopped off and ordered another schooner at the airport, seriously

The Buffalo theory is also from one of my favourite shows of all time...................Cheers, and yes it was Norm who quoted it

Cheers

Boonie (Not the real one)

thank you boonie it was really annoying me that i couldn't remember where i had heard it befor. from cheers of course, gotta love that show

-Phill

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Cheers,
Greg

Boonie wrote: The Buffalo theory is also from one of my favourite shows of all time...................Cheers, and yes it was Norm who quoted it

Cheers

Boonie (Not the real one)

I mean Cliff Clavin (Cliffy) was explaining it TO Norm

Cheers

Boonie