ale limerick

[tommo]

An old man named Phinneus Potter,

Drank Ale when the weather got hotter,

But if offered ' Yank Beer '

He'd yell " SEX IN A CANOE "

Because it was f*#%ing near water. !

tommo.

[Pyssedas Heavy Industrial]

hey dude - love the sentiments - and don't wish to sound like an ex-english teacher but i'm not sure about rhyming beer with canoe!

[Dogger Dan]

I never looked that far, My issue was "hotter" and "beer"

Dogger

[Pyssedas Heavy Industrial]

was always under the impression that rhyming pattern went
A
A
B
B
A
if that makes sense - hmm didn't imagine myself having these conversations on the board

[Evo]

Perhaps if you changed "Yank beer" to "Yank brew".

[grabman]

ah good one Evo, then it would conform to the limerick pattern as outlined by Pyssedas!

geez, listen to the teacher crap coming out and on a Sunday morning as well.

I better find something useful to do, like bottle a brew!!

[rain]

The way I heard it was "SEX ON THE BEACH"

[grabman]

just have to watch the sand in that case, it gets everywhere!!!

[Lebowski]

An old man named Morgan Molder,

Drank Lager when the weather got colder,

But if offered ' VB '

He'd yell " I'D RATHER DRINK PEE "

Then he turned and gave the cold shoulder. !

[tommo]

G'day all,

It seemed to be the perfect rhyme at the time.

As a Poet I make a pretty good Boilermaker.


tommo.